She saw my bag under my legs,and she goes, "Uh-huh." "Sir, I'm gonna need you to put your...
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She saw my bag under my legs,
and she goes, "Uh-huh." "Sir, I'm gonna need you to put your bag
under the seat in front of you." I said, "Ahh." "Doesn't fit, but it's okay." "Look." "Still got plenty of space,
super comfortable." "I wouldn't even worry about it.
Thank you." And she goes, "It's not okay." "Put your bag
under the seat in front of you, or I will check it where you can go
get it at baggage claim." I s... I said, "It... it doesn't fit, and... we've already departed." "What do you wanna do?" And she said, "I don't know, not my bag, not my problem."
and she goes, "Uh-huh." "Sir, I'm gonna need you to put your bag
under the seat in front of you." I said, "Ahh." "Doesn't fit, but it's okay." "Look." "Still got plenty of space,
super comfortable." "I wouldn't even worry about it.
Thank you." And she goes, "It's not okay." "Put your bag
under the seat in front of you, or I will check it where you can go
get it at baggage claim." I s... I said, "It... it doesn't fit, and... we've already departed." "What do you wanna do?" And she said, "I don't know, not my bag, not my problem."
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She saw my bag under my legs,
and she goes,
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"Uh-huh."
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"Sir,
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I'm gonna need you to put your bag
under the seat in front of you."
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I said, "Ahh."
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"Doesn't fit, but it's okay."
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"Look."
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"Still got plenty of space,
super comfortable."
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"I wouldn't even worry about it.
Thank you."
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And she goes, "It's not okay."
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"Put your bag
under the seat in front of you,
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or I will check it where you can go
get it at baggage claim."
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I s... I said, "It... it doesn't fit,
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and... we've already departed."
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"What do you wanna do?"
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And she said, "I don't know,
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not my bag, not my problem."
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Movie Summary
Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
