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So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

So I'm just......trying to keep my composure

So I'm just...
...trying to keep my composure

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So I'm just... ...trying to keep my composure.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:14
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runway, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
We're departing from the gate, heading towards the runw...
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:50
She saw my bag under my legs, and she goes,
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is Spirit Airlines, okay?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 01:02
I said, "You're not gonna speak to me like this is...
"Huh?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
"Huh?"
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Believe it or not, now is when the trouble actually begins.
I'm on the plane, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
I'm on the plane,
So, like an idiot, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
So, like an idiot,
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought this was a ridiculous rule - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
Basically, all I tweeted was just stating that I thought thi...
I didn't know that Twitter is - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
I didn't know that Twitter is
Everybody on Twitter knows every airplane rule, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Everybody on Twitter knows every airplane rule,
Dude, hundreds, on hundreds, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
Dude, hundreds, on hundreds,
And the dumb general consensus they would say was shit, like... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And the dumb general consensus they would say was shit, like...
"How hard could it be to just follow the rules?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
"How hard could it be to just follow the rules?"
I understand why safety precautions are set - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I understand why safety precautions are set
But also, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
But also,
For example, I understand that the speed limit on most freeways, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
For example, I understand that the speed limit on most freew...
I totally understand and respect that is the designated, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:14
I totally understand and respect that is the designated,
But also, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:17
But also,
Use your instincts to go, "You know what? I can open this bitch up - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
Use your instincts to go, "You know what? I can open th...
I know what the bag rule is, everybody does, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
I know what the bag rule is, everybody does,