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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

That's who you're supposed to look up to for all this magical advice, man

that's who you're supposed to look up to for all this magical advice, man

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...that's who you're supposed to look up to
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for all this magical advice, man.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:00
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
And stop trying to explain it so confidently, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
And stop trying to explain it so confidently,
It's so... The girl of your dreams will look you straight in the eyes - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
It's so... The girl of your dreams will look you straig...
"There's a planet called Mercury. When it slows its rotation around the sun, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:23
"There's a planet called Mercury. When it slows it...
'Cause you can't take responsibility for your own actions. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
'Cause you can't take responsibility for your own ...
Your life isn't in shambles because of a planet in the sky. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Your life isn't in shambles because of a planet in the ...
It's because you can't live without a vape in your mouth. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's because you can't live without a vape in your...
And you only fuck guys who need to borrow your car. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And you only fuck guys who need to borrow your car.
I fuckin' hate young people, dude. I really do. Ah! - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I fuckin' hate young people, dude. I really do. Ah!
Anybody... anybody my age or younger, you don't have anything to offer me, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Anybody... anybody my age or younger, you don't have an...
Young people are so disrespectful even when they're not trying to be. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Young people are so disrespectful even when they're not...
Like, five months ago, I got a tattoo of John Lennon on the back of my arm, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
Like, five months ago, I got a tattoo of John Lennon on the ...
Like, it's... it's a good tattoo. As soon as I post it on Instagram, everybody was, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
Like, it's... it's a good tattoo. As soon as I pos...
That is so disrespectful to one of the greatest musicians of all time. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
That is so disrespectful to one of the greatest musicians of...
Like, John Lennon got fuckin' Avada Kedavra on his back, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Like, John Lennon got fuckin' Avada Kedavra on his back...
I know, and if that made you sad, you're my audience. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I know, and if that made you sad, you're my audience.
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
I hate young people, and I... ...I fuckin' love
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? That's a flex. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Fuck being somebody's first. But somebody's last? ...
That's where I thrive, baby. I'm out here cleanin' it up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's where I thrive, baby. I'm out here cleanin&...
I'm just out here snatchin' souls, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm just out here snatchin' souls, you know what I...
Oh, dude, I do... I love old people so much. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Oh, dude, I do... I love old people so much.