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The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

The only thing that scares memore than ghosts is monsters, and I'm... I'm pretty sick of...

The only thing that scares me
more than ghosts is monsters, and I'm... I'm pretty sick of y'all
not taking 'em serious

Full Transcript

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The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters,
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and I'm... I'm pretty sick of y'all not taking 'em serious.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:08
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, like, closed shower curtain. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, ...
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open the shower curtain first - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open...
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair against the shower walls - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair ...
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. That's scary twice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. ...
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in my room - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in m...
You said he was gonna eat me up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You said he was gonna eat me up.
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details...
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my bedroom? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my ...
I will say probably the number one spot that's most common - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I will say probably the number one spot that's most com...
It's one of the more common places, especially when you're a kid. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's one of the more common places, especially when you...
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up and grabbin' your leg. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up...
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh,
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin' feelin's, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin&#...
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He's like, "You up?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He'...
There's no way there's room for a monster and all those towels under my bed. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There's no way there's room for a monster and all ...
However, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
However,
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we should talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we shou...
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Still... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Sti...
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're terrified of clowns. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're te...