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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

We think we walk dick-firstinto your belly button, and that's just

We think we walk dick-first
into your belly button, and that's just

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We think we walk dick-first into your belly button, and that's just...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:43
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
So it's... it's a lot of new information to try to digest, you know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
So it's... it's a lot of new information to try to...
Can't wait to go to school. Tell my friends. I know I'mma be the man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Can't wait to go to school. Tell my friends. I know I&#...
But because I was so caught up, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
But because I was so caught up,
I... I... I didn't even think... to... put it back. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I... I... I didn't even think... to... put it back.
I put the box and blankets back, but I was like, "He's got plenty." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I put the box and blankets back, but I was like, "He�...
Backpack's full, I'm crawling in bed. I'm fuckin' exhausted. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Backpack's full, I'm crawling in bed. I'm fuc...
And I'm nice and cozy under the sheets, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
And I'm nice and cozy under the sheets,
I could paint the picture and see what he was doing - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I could paint the picture and see what he was doing
You'd hear him come through the garage into the kitchen, crack a beer, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
You'd hear him come through the garage into the kitchen...
Only this night, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Only this night,
And then, I hear - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
And then, I hear
I'm in my room, like, "That could be anything." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I'm in my room, like, "That could be anything.&quo...
Because that exclamation was followed by another two minutes - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
Because that exclamation was followed by another two minutes
So I'm... I'm in my room, like, "What the fuck is going on?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
So I'm... I'm in my room, like, "What the fuc...
I'm sweating and hard, a terrifying combination at that age. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I'm sweating and hard, a terrifying combination at that...
It was the first time in my life I hoped mysterious footsteps was a ghost... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
It was the first time in my life I hoped mysterious footstep...
...preferably the ghost of my real dad, so this wasn't about to happen. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
...preferably the ghost of my real dad, so this wasn't ...
I'm like, "Not right now. Chill, chill." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I'm like, "Not right now. Chill, chill."
I'm like, "Fuck!" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:15
I'm like, "Fuck!"
"I know you know - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:17
"I know you know