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Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I found it
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

Yeah. In my defense,I wasn't looking for porn when I found it

Yeah. In my defense,
I wasn't looking for porn when I found it

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Yeah. In my defense, I wasn't looking for porn when I found it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:46
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
It was middle of December. When I get home from school, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
It was middle of December. When I get home from school,
I knew they'd been Christmas shopping, so I broke into their room. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I knew they'd been Christmas shopping, so I broke into ...
"Not now, a different mission. Okay?" Um... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
"Not now, a different mission. Okay?" Um...
So I was about to just give up and go back to my room, and I heard a voice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So I was about to just give up and go back to my room, and I...
I don't know if it came from in my head or under the bed, but it said, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I don't know if it came from in my head or under the be...
And at first glance, it was a typical top shelf of a parents' closet. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
And at first glance, it was a typical top shelf of a parents...
Blankets folded up at the front, some hoodies to the side, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
Blankets folded up at the front, some hoodies to the side,
This gigantic - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
This gigantic
One of the huge cases, like the 64-can count of Bud Light. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
One of the huge cases, like the 64-can count of Bud Light.
Yeah, "That this ain't my real family" case of beer. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, "That this ain't my real family" case o...
But I knew, even at 12 I knew. I was like, "That's not where beer goes." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
But I knew, even at 12 I knew. I was like, "That's...
It was the biggest box of porn anyone has ever seen. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It was the biggest box of porn anyone has ever seen.
It was a whole box filled with, like, 40 VHS tapes - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
It was a whole box filled with, like, 40 VHS tapes
I'm just siftin' through 'em. They're labeled different, weird things. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I'm just siftin' through 'em. They're la...
One of them was, like, April 2003, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
One of them was, like, April 2003,
I was like, "June, July, August better be in here somewhere." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I was like, "June, July, August better be in here somew...
Um... Couldn't risk it, chose a blank one off the top, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:09
Um... Couldn't risk it, chose a blank one off the top,
Yeah. But after that first time, I was really in there taking down notes. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Yeah. But after that first time, I was really in there takin...
'Cause not a lot of women really know how important - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
'Cause not a lot of women really know how important
'Cause before we see porn, we don't know anything, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
'Cause before we see porn, we don't know anything,