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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

You can groan all you want, but don't act like 25 minutesbefore you were allowed to go,...

You can groan all you want, but don't act like 25 minutes
before you were allowed to go, you didn't have to watch them
hauling ass down the hallway

Full Transcript

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You can groan all you want,
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but don't act like 25 minutes before you were allowed to go,
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you didn't have to watch them hauling ass down the hallway.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:37
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
I... I... In fact, I actually think it's kinda cool to see the way God works. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I... I... In fact, I actually think it's kinda cool to ...
If you pay attention, God always finds a way of evening things out. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
If you pay attention, God always finds a way of evening thin...
Anytime you see somebody who is born... less fortunate - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:15
Anytime you see somebody who is born... less fortunate
I noticed it first in my nephew, Chase. He's a teenager now, but he's autistic - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
I noticed it first in my nephew, Chase. He's a teenager...
Unless you're his mom, he won't speak to you, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
Unless you're his mom, he won't speak to you,
As a teenager, he paints better than any art teacher I've ever had. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
As a teenager, he paints better than any art teacher I'...
I just think it's cool to see the way God always finds a way - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I just think it's cool to see the way God always finds ...
Alex was the same age as me. We entered high school together. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Alex was the same age as me. We entered high school together...
He... he was special needs, and he... he had a... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
He... he was special needs, and he... he had a...
- he... he had a... - ...dick on him, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
- he... he had a... - ...dick on him, man.
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That boy was... ...blessed, man. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
- I don't know how else to tell y'all that. - That...
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:16
People felt sorry for him. "Fuck that, dude."
You know, they don't always... They don't always know their own strength. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You know, they don't always... They don't always k...
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
But he's a good dude. He deserves every inch of it and....
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Yeah, we used to say he had dick-you-down syndrome.
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Short bus, but a long dick, man. And that's...
That's balance. It's what life's all about at the end of the day. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
That's balance. It's what life's all about at...
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even using it." - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Out of pure jealousy. I was like, "You're not even...
Know what's funny? I've mentioned God eight times the past two minutes. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Know what's funny? I've mentioned God eight times ...
Certain things'll happen, make you question faith a little bit. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Certain things'll happen, make you question faith a lit...