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You can't even confront 'em 'cause the ironic thing about ghosts
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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

You can't even confront 'em'cause the ironic thing about ghosts is the more innocent and...

You can't even confront 'em
'cause the ironic thing about ghosts is the more innocent and approachable
a ghost should be, the scarier it is

Full Transcript

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You can't even confront 'em 'cause the ironic thing about ghosts
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is the more innocent and approachable a ghost should be, the scarier it is.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:00
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
The ghost of a child. Get the fuck away from me. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
The ghost of a child. Get the fuck away from me.
I don't know if you're a demon - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I don't know if you're a demon
Those are always the scariest ones, just showin' up in your hallways. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Those are always the scariest ones, just showin' up in ...
All dead kids are British when they're a ghost for no reason. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
All dead kids are British when they're a ghost for no r...
I don't even know what an American kid ghost would say, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
I don't even know what an American kid ghost would say,
Can you imagine crawling into bed at 3:00 a.m. and hear, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Can you imagine crawling into bed at 3:00 a.m. and hear,
The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
The only thing that scares me more than ghosts is monsters,
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, like, closed shower curtain. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
I've... I've heard weird places. I've heard, ...
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open the shower curtain first - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I know people who won't use a restroom unless they open...
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair against the shower walls - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
It turns out he's the one takin' fistfuls of hair ...
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Plenty of people are afraid of a monster comin' out
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. That's scary twice. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You can't have a monster comin' outta the closet. ...
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in my room - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
You're tellin' me not only is there a monster in m...
You said he was gonna eat me up. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You said he was gonna eat me up.
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details...
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my bedroom? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my ...
I will say probably the number one spot that's most common - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I will say probably the number one spot that's most com...
It's one of the more common places, especially when you're a kid. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's one of the more common places, especially when you...
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up and grabbin' your leg. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up...
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh,