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Matt Rife: Natural Selection

You said he was gonna eat me up

You said he was gonna eat me up

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You said he was gonna eat me up.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:13
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Matt embarked on a sold-out world tour. Now in his first Netflix comedy special, Matt leaves no topic untouched - from crystals to social media trolls - and no audience member spared.
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
You didn't say dick first. You left out so many details...
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my bedroom? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
Now, I've just got this gay darkness roaming around my ...
I will say probably the number one spot that's most common - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:10
I will say probably the number one spot that's most com...
It's one of the more common places, especially when you're a kid. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
It's one of the more common places, especially when you...
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up and grabbin' your leg. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
You'd be afraid of a monster's hand comin' up...
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:12
So by 11 or 12, I was like, "Hey, huh,
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin' feelin's, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's not built for those rounds. He'd be catchin&#...
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He's like, "You up?" - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
He's knockin' on my headboard at 3:00 a.m. He'...
There's no way there's room for a monster and all those towels under my bed. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There's no way there's room for a monster and all ...
However, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
However,
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we should talk about. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
There is another monster people are pretty afraid of we shou...
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Still... - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
Even though you've dated a few. That's on you. Sti...
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're terrified of clowns. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I've... I've got four sisters, and they're te...
'Cause when I was about 13 years old, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
'Cause when I was about 13 years old,
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It. - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:07
For anybody who has no idea, there's a movie called It.
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:13
It's about this killer-demon-monster clown,
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:11
We watched this movie at my grandpa's house,
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gonna come up - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:08
That... that's how terrified they were, that he was gon...
So like, - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:06
So like,
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know? - Matt Rife: Natural Selection 00:05
I figure we built a good rapport and understanding, you know...