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Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s ultimately cosmetic and really only affects...

Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s ultimately cosmetic and really only affects how I feel about myself and whoever it is that I'm intimate with

Full Transcript

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Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s
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ultimately cosmetic and really only affects how I feel about myself
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and whoever it is that I'm intimate with...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:13
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Or do I drop $10,000... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Or do I drop $10,000...
Get these titties - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Get these titties
Straight up. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Straight up.
Oh, I didn't need to tell you all that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Oh, I didn't need to tell you all that.
I'll let you suck one for 30 seconds, let’s- - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'll let you suck one for 30 seconds, let’s-
I thought things would be different. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I thought things would be different.
I thought things would be easier - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I thought things would be easier
Just personal preference, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just personal preference,
Oh my god, such a sweet spot. Oh, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Oh my god, such a sweet spot. Oh,
I also don't know if you match the criteria - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I also don't know if you match the criteria
That's a solid cereal joke, okay? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That's a solid cereal joke, okay?
Because if you fuck with Cap'n Crunch. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Because if you fuck with Cap'n Crunch.
If you fuck with Cap’n Crunch, you know, it's a very fine window - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you fuck with Cap’n Crunch, you know, it's a very...
If you want to - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you want to
If you have a crock pot, I will shut shit down - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you have a crock pot, I will shut shit down
But I don't want to make false promises - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
But I don't want to make false promises
I fully believe women have sex so much easier than men. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I fully believe women have sex so much easier than men.
Dudes... dudes come outta her pussy like this: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Dudes... dudes come outta her pussy like this:
That's your only responsibility - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That's your only responsibility
Do you realize - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Do you realize