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And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be $9,000
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be $9,000, nine racks out of pocket,...

And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be $9,000, nine racks out of pocket, mind you, because technically it's cosmetic

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And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be $9,000,
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nine racks
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out of pocket, mind you, because technically it's cosmetic.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:24
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
$9,000 in the middle of the pandemic, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
$9,000 in the middle of the pandemic,
I been performing in pickup trucks and Kmart parking lots - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I been performing in pickup trucks and Kmart parking lots
I definitely didn't have $9,000 - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I definitely didn't have $9,000
So if you think my life is just, oh, so easy - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
So if you think my life is just, oh, so easy
Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s
Or do I drop $10,000... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Or do I drop $10,000...
Get these titties - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Get these titties
Straight up. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Straight up.
Oh, I didn't need to tell you all that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Oh, I didn't need to tell you all that.
I'll let you suck one for 30 seconds, let’s- - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'll let you suck one for 30 seconds, let’s-
I thought things would be different. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I thought things would be different.
I thought things would be easier - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I thought things would be easier
Just personal preference, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just personal preference,
Oh my god, such a sweet spot. Oh, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Oh my god, such a sweet spot. Oh,
I also don't know if you match the criteria - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I also don't know if you match the criteria
That's a solid cereal joke, okay? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That's a solid cereal joke, okay?
Because if you fuck with Cap'n Crunch. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Because if you fuck with Cap'n Crunch.
If you fuck with Cap’n Crunch, you know, it's a very fine window - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you fuck with Cap’n Crunch, you know, it's a very...
If you want to - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you want to
If you have a crock pot, I will shut shit down - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If you have a crock pot, I will shut shit down