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Matt Rife: Only Fans

And then you find out you messed up on step eight of 49 and you're like, I guess we just...

And then you find out you messed up on step eight of 49 and you're like, I guess we just don't have a bottom shelf

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And then you find out you messed up on
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step eight of 49 and you're like,
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I guess we just don't have a bottom shelf.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:47
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there...
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45 minutes? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45...
It's because this is the only job in the world - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
It's because this is the only job in the world
Rappers are literally like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Rappers are literally like,
And y'all are just like, Aaaahhhh!!! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And y'all are just like, Aaaahhhh!!!
I wouldn't do nothing like that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I wouldn't do nothing like that.
You can joke about messed up stuff - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You can joke about messed up stuff
Like if they admit to a crime, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like if they admit to a crime,
I think if you can make a doper song than the charges - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I think if you can make a doper song than the charges
Can you imagine Ted Bundy - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Can you imagine Ted Bundy
That makes sense to me, especially when it comes to things like protection - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That makes sense to me, especially when it comes to things l...
That you're like, This motherfucker should not have a gun, right? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That you're like, This motherfucker should not have a g...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That shit has been funny for centuries. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That shit has been funny for centuries.
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun that I think - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun...
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun.
I think there's so many tiers - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I think there's so many tiers
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up...
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull out like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull...
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement