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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Everybody just drinks and does drugs, but not cool like we do it, you know, Theirs is...

Everybody just drinks and does drugs, but not cool like we do it, you know, Theirs is because they're sad

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Everybody just drinks and does drugs,
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but not cool like we do it, you know,
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Theirs is because they're sad.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:43
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I was living there. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I...
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I went to school with - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I wen...
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind of know each other. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind o...
OD'd from heroin - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
OD'd from heroin
And obviously the whole town got together - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
And obviously the whole town got together
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me
To do their heroin. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
To do their heroin.
I've never done heroin, but I imagine - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I've never done heroin, but I imagine
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to...
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life.
Like I was so ugly. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like I was so ugly.
I spent the first 22 years of my life - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
I spent the first 22 years of my life
It’s gotten me nowhere. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It’s gotten me nowhere.
And it's so weird because when you spend - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:14
And it's so weird because when you spend
Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever,
So um, I think that does technically make me trans - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
So um, I think that does technically make me trans
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because
You assume their lives are easier, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
You assume their lives are easier,
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here and vent to y’all.. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here a...