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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Hey, guys, my name is Matt

I feel like I have to enter every situation Like: Hey, guys, my name is Matt

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I feel like I have to enter every situation
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Like: Hey, guys, my name is Matt.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:47
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Just want to introduce myself, let you know - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Just want to introduce myself, let you know
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really appreciate it - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really a...
To be a straight white male. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
To be a straight white male.
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them,...
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white male in 2021, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white...
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do anything. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do...
You know what I mean? Like... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You know what I mean? Like...
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I...
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know...
Just be a decent fucking human being! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just be a decent fucking human being!
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah...
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker,
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A., - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A.,
That felt as welcoming as it should have. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That felt as welcoming as it should have.
I'm from the middle of nowhere, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I'm from the middle of nowhere,
Like the kind of small town where like - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like the kind of small town where like
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day.
Where like every day of the week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Where like every day of the week