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I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone, I could be standing next to the...

I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone, I could be standing next to the kidnapper,
and be like, Hey!

Full Transcript

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I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone,
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I could be standing next to the kidnapper, and be like, Hey!...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:21
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
I go to general? Notification... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I go to general? Notification...
For any of you guys who might not remember Wayfair, the furniture company - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:17
For any of you guys who might not remember Wayfair, the furn...
So if you could, please give a warm round of applause for our sponsor, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
So if you could, please give a warm round of applause for...
We found out as a people we hate human trafficking, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
We found out as a people we hate human trafficking,
And I do feel very bad for all the families affected by that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And I do feel very bad for all the families affected by...
But I especially feel bad - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But I especially feel bad
And I- - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I-
Not as bad as IKEA, but - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Not as bad as IKEA, but
IKEA needs to come with a kid just to help put that shit together. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
IKEA needs to come with a kid just to help put that shit tog...
Somebody gotta hold these sides, bro, God damn. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Somebody gotta hold these sides, bro, God damn.
You sure you didn't skip any steps? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You sure you didn't skip any steps?
There's always so many leftover pieces after an IKEA project, isn't there? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
There's always so many leftover pieces after an IKEA pr...
And then you find out you messed up on - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And then you find out you messed up on
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there...
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45 minutes? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45...
It's because this is the only job in the world - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
It's because this is the only job in the world
Rappers are literally like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Rappers are literally like,
And y'all are just like, Aaaahhhh!!! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And y'all are just like, Aaaahhhh!!!
I wouldn't do nothing like that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I wouldn't do nothing like that.
You can joke about messed up stuff - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You can joke about messed up stuff