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I was just talking about how Jesus was black
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

I was just talking about how Jesus was black and

I was just talking about how Jesus was black and

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I was just talking about how Jesus was black
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Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:59
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like:
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even black people’s. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even bl...
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea movies. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea...
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt!
And like every room I enter is like a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And like every room I enter is like a
I feel like I have to enter every situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I feel like I have to enter every situation
Just want to introduce myself, let you know - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Just want to introduce myself, let you know
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really appreciate it - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really a...
To be a straight white male. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
To be a straight white male.
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them,...
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white male in 2021, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white...
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do anything. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do...
You know what I mean? Like... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You know what I mean? Like...
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I...
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know...
Just be a decent fucking human being! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just be a decent fucking human being!
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah...
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker,