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Matt Rife: Only Fans

If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch straight up like there's just nothing you...

If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch straight up like there's just nothing you could do

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If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch
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straight up like there's just nothing you could do.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:10
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Nothing you could do. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Nothing you could do.
But it's the type of small town where, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But it's the type of small town where, like,
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same life timeline. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same li...
You go to high school, you get pregnant, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
You go to high school, you get pregnant,
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth
Everybody just drinks and does drugs, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Everybody just drinks and does drugs,
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I was living there. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I...
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I went to school with - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I wen...
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind of know each other. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind o...
OD'd from heroin - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
OD'd from heroin
And obviously the whole town got together - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
And obviously the whole town got together
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me
To do their heroin. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
To do their heroin.
I've never done heroin, but I imagine - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I've never done heroin, but I imagine
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay, I'm just giving you a little perspective
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Okay, and it’s so weird for me. My looks are so confusing to...
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was ugly as shit for the first 22 years of my life.
Like I was so ugly. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like I was so ugly.
I spent the first 22 years of my life - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
I spent the first 22 years of my life
It’s gotten me nowhere. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It’s gotten me nowhere.