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Matt Rife: Only Fans

I'll list a couple of red flags for it and feel free to tell me if I'm out of pocket for...

I'll list a couple of red flags for it and feel free to tell me if I'm out of pocket for not being okay with some of these things

Full Transcript

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I'll list a couple of red flags for it
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and feel free to tell me if I'm out of pocket for not being
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okay with some of these things.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:23
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Red flag number one - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Red flag number one
And you date a hot girl for long enough, at some point - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:16
And you date a hot girl for long enough, at some point
Are you out of your fucking mind? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Are you out of your fucking mind?
People. Get fucked. On boats. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
People. Get fucked. On boats.
It's been in front of us the whole time. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
It's been in front of us the whole time.
My girl not gettin' on no boats. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
My girl not gettin' on no boats.
No kayaks, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
No kayaks,
You're not working up a sweat next to another man. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You're not working up a sweat next to another man.
Because it's a beautiful story about a chick who cheats on her man - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Because it's a beautiful story about a chick who cheats...
While her boyfriend is on the ship! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
While her boyfriend is on the ship!
You got big boat energy right now - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You got big boat energy right now
Red flag number two: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Red flag number two:
Obviously this only pertains to white women. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Obviously this only pertains to white women.
This shouldn't even be a story that I have to tell, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
This shouldn't even be a story that I have to tell,
A couple of years ago, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
A couple of years ago,
So she comes over, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So she comes over,
So we sit on the couch and for the first 2 minutes - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
So we sit on the couch and for the first 2 minutes
So we ask silly questions like, you know, you got a family or...? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
So we ask silly questions like, you know, you got a family...
You didn't get your ears done? Like ... vague shit - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
You didn't get your ears done? Like ... vague shit
And then she hits me with, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And then she hits me with,