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Matt Rife: Only Fans

I'm from the middle of nowhere, like hour west of Columbus, surrounded by cornfields

I'm from the middle of nowhere, like hour west of Columbus, surrounded by cornfields

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I'm from the middle of nowhere,
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like hour west of Columbus, surrounded by cornfields.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:07
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Like the kind of small town where like - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like the kind of small town where like
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day.
Where like every day of the week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Where like every day of the week
We would have one day in that week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
We would have one day in that week
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my Lord, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my...
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming,
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch
Nothing you could do. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Nothing you could do.
But it's the type of small town where, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But it's the type of small town where, like,
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same life timeline. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same li...
You go to high school, you get pregnant, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
You go to high school, you get pregnant,
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth
Everybody just drinks and does drugs, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Everybody just drinks and does drugs,
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I was living there. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I didn't realize drugs were as big of a problem when I...
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I went to school with - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I found out about three or four weeks ago this kid who I wen...
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind of know each other. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
But there was only like 300 people in a school, so we kind o...
OD'd from heroin - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
OD'd from heroin
And obviously the whole town got together - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
And obviously the whole town got together
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
The whole town, I swear to God, they started a Go Fund Me
To do their heroin. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
To do their heroin.