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It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born a straight white male

It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born a straight white male

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It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born
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a straight white male.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:06
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Historically speaking why not be on a winning team, you know...
Just be a decent fucking human being! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Just be a decent fucking human being!
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Listen to the sound of white guilt, ah...
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
I'll apologize for being born a straight white male
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Like, I’d love to yam on a motherfucker,
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A., - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm so happy to be shooting this in L.A.,
That felt as welcoming as it should have. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That felt as welcoming as it should have.
I'm from the middle of nowhere, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I'm from the middle of nowhere,
Like the kind of small town where like - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like the kind of small town where like
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We used to have Drive Your Tractor To School Day.
Where like every day of the week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Where like every day of the week
We would have one day in that week - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
We would have one day in that week
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my Lord, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And the women in my school would just get wet like, Oh my...
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
People cared about where I was from was fucking farming,
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
If he's plowing land, he can plow your bitch
Nothing you could do. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Nothing you could do.
But it's the type of small town where, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But it's the type of small town where, like,
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same life timeline. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You know what I mean, like, everyone lives the exact same li...
You go to high school, you get pregnant, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
You go to high school, you get pregnant,
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And then you get a job, get married, and so on, and so forth