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Last year I ended up developing this freak medical condition
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Last year I ended up developing this freak medical condition

Last year I ended up developing this freak medical condition

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Last year I ended up developing this freak medical condition.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:45
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
It only happens to like 12-year-old boys and 80-year-old men. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It only happens to like 12-year-old boys and 80-year-old...
I was like: First of all, I'm up here. Second... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was like: First of all, I'm up here. Second...
It was this freak condition that was causing the breast tissue, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It was this freak condition that was causing the breast...
Bench about 285, 8 to 10 reps... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Bench about 285, 8 to 10 reps...
It was causing the breast tissue to grow - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It was causing the breast tissue to grow
Now, before your imaginations start running - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Now, before your imaginations start running
Whatever image you're drawing up in your head, get it out of there. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Whatever image you're drawing up in your head, get it...
If you had never see me shirtless - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
If you had never see me shirtless
If something's off just the littlest bit, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
If something's off just the littlest bit,
I was like, if it starts messing with business - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was like, if it starts messing with business
So I go to the doctor - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
So I go to the doctor
I'm like: up! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm like: up!
He explains to me, that it's actually an irreversible condition, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
He explains to me, that it's actually an irreversible c...
I was like, alright man, what's the damage on something like that? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I was like, alright man, what's the damage on something...
And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be $9,000, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
And he explains to me that this surgery is going to be...
$9,000 in the middle of the pandemic, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
$9,000 in the middle of the pandemic,
I been performing in pickup trucks and Kmart parking lots - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I been performing in pickup trucks and Kmart parking lots
I definitely didn't have $9,000 - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I definitely didn't have $9,000
So if you think my life is just, oh, so easy - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
So if you think my life is just, oh, so easy
Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
Am I about to drop $9,000 on something that’s