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Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever, but I do identify as a ugly person

Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever, but I do identify as a ugly person

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Like I know I look like every fuck boy ever,
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but I do identify as a ugly person.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:24
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
So um, I think that does technically make me trans - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:11
So um, I think that does technically make me trans
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's such a drastic lifestyle change too, because
You assume their lives are easier, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
You assume their lives are easier,
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here and vent to y’all.. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's how fucked up it is, that I could come up here a...
No one gives a fuck how sad you are - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
No one gives a fuck how sad you are
I could be crying my eyes out in bed and people are just like, wh-... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I could be crying my eyes out in bed and people are just...
I bet you're just swimming in pussy and it's like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
I bet you're just swimming in pussy and it's like,
Believe it or not, someone who listens to me, I can't even hang myself - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Believe it or not, someone who listens to me, I can't...
There is no sympathy for pretty people. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
There is no sympathy for pretty people.
Everybody's dealing with shit. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Everybody's dealing with shit.
Next time you're in bed having the worst day - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Next time you're in bed having the worst day
Just remember - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just remember
That's why I like the masks. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's why I like the masks.
Just walking through the grocery store like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just walking through the grocery store like,
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to get to know them before you can judge. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to ...
Like you wouldn't be able - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like you wouldn't be able
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7...
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people, didn't it? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people,...
Because you don't know what 60% of their face - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Because you don't know what 60% of their face
You've got to come up with some, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You've got to come up with some, like,