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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense, especially because I don't have any...

Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense, especially because I don't have any fucking kids

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Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense,
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especially because I don't have any fucking kids.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:42
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily basis, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily...
I had to take a step back as a man - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:17
I had to take a step back as a man
And the answer is, yeah, that's a hard yes for me. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And the answer is, yeah, that's a hard yes for me.
That is for sure how I would heal through that traumatic experience. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That is for sure how I would heal through that traumatic exp...
Second of all, it's my kid that's fucking fair game. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Second of all, it's my kid that's fucking fair...
There is no way I'm not killing it at that funeral - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
There is no way I'm not killing it at that funeral
Like, come on, man, that shit is too easy, bro. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like, come on, man, that shit is too easy, bro.
#bringbackhideandseek - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
#bringbackhideandseek
It creates such a divide racially - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:15
It creates such a divide racially
They love to be like, oh, you know, it's - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
They love to be like, oh, you know, it's
Shooting up the school is a white kid's sport. Urrrr! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Shooting up the school is a white kid's sport. Urrrr!
Until you think about the history of sports, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Until you think about the history of sports,
Black people are going to be way better at it someday. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Black people are going to be way better at it someday.
Somebody gotta come in and change the game. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Somebody gotta come in and change the game.
Some of you are laughing because it's fucked up and some of you are because you're like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Some of you are laughing because it's fucked up and som...
We got to chill out - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We got to chill out
I don't have time to care about everything - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I don't have time to care about everything
That it takes all of my attention - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
That it takes all of my attention
And stop digging up people's - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And stop digging up people's
I think it's the most bitchmaid thing, you can possibly do - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
I think it's the most bitchmaid thing, you can possibly...