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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Like if they admit to a crime, they did on beat, they still go to jail

Like if they admit to a crime, they did on beat, they still go to jail

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Like if they admit to a crime,
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they did on beat, they still go to jail.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:56
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
I think if you can make a doper song than the charges - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I think if you can make a doper song than the charges
Can you imagine Ted Bundy - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Can you imagine Ted Bundy
That makes sense to me, especially when it comes to things like protection - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That makes sense to me, especially when it comes to things l...
That you're like, This motherfucker should not have a gun, right? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That you're like, This motherfucker should not have a g...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That shit has been funny for centuries. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That shit has been funny for centuries.
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun that I think - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun...
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun.
I think there's so many tiers - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I think there's so many tiers
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up...
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull out like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull...
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement
There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
There has never been a handsome school shooter that they...
Look, I'm well aware - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Look, I'm well aware
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like,
And the reason being - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And the reason being
I try to make light of terrible situations, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I try to make light of terrible situations,
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up ...
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get caught up. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get cau...
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily,