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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Like you wouldn't be able to just assume I'm a douchebag if I have my mask on

Like you wouldn't be able to just assume I'm a douchebag if I have my mask on

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Like you wouldn't be able
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to just assume I'm a douchebag if I have my mask on.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:32
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7...
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people, didn't it? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people,...
Because you don't know what 60% of their face - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Because you don't know what 60% of their face
You've got to come up with some, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You've got to come up with some, like,
And you’ve been chatting forever - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And you’ve been chatting forever
I guess I could give you a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I guess I could give you a
I talk to you for an hour, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I talk to you for an hour,
I had no idea. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I had no idea.
But I like ‘em. I'm a big fan of not judging people - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
But I like ‘em. I'm a big fan of not judging people
Because if there's one thing we all have in common, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Because if there's one thing we all have in common,
Right? Everybody in here is dealing with some shit that nobody else - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Right? Everybody in here is dealing with some shit that nobo...
Like one thing you might not know is - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like one thing you might not know is
Bad random shit happens to me all the time. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Bad random shit happens to me all the time.
And I'll tell you an incredibly embarrassing and humbling story. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And I'll tell you an incredibly embarrassing and...
Last year - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Last year
On my nipples. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
On my nipples.
Last year I ended up developing this freak medical condition. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Last year I ended up developing this freak medical...
It only happens to like 12-year-old boys and 80-year-old men. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It only happens to like 12-year-old boys and 80-year-old...
I was like: First of all, I'm up here. Second... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
I was like: First of all, I'm up here. Second...
It was this freak condition that was causing the breast tissue, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It was this freak condition that was causing the breast...