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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Next time you're in bed having the worst day crying your eyes out Your friends are by your...

Next time you're in bed having the worst day crying your eyes out Your friends are by your bedside or blowing up your phone

Full Transcript

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Next time you're in bed having the worst day
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crying your eyes out
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Your friends are by your bedside or blowing up your phone.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:37
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Just remember - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just remember
That's why I like the masks. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's why I like the masks.
Just walking through the grocery store like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Just walking through the grocery store like,
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to get to know them before you can judge. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You don’t know what people's situations are you got to ...
Like you wouldn't be able - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like you wouldn't be able
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And the code to your bathroom is... 4, 7...
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people, didn't it? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Man the masks made it so hard to holler at people,...
Because you don't know what 60% of their face - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Because you don't know what 60% of their face
You've got to come up with some, like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You've got to come up with some, like,
And you’ve been chatting forever - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And you’ve been chatting forever
I guess I could give you a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I guess I could give you a
I talk to you for an hour, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I talk to you for an hour,
I had no idea. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I had no idea.
But I like ‘em. I'm a big fan of not judging people - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
But I like ‘em. I'm a big fan of not judging people
Because if there's one thing we all have in common, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Because if there's one thing we all have in common,
Right? Everybody in here is dealing with some shit that nobody else - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Right? Everybody in here is dealing with some shit that nobo...
Like one thing you might not know is - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like one thing you might not know is
Bad random shit happens to me all the time. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Bad random shit happens to me all the time.
And I'll tell you an incredibly embarrassing and humbling story. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And I'll tell you an incredibly embarrassing and...
Last year - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
Last year