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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Remember, like three years ago when no one gave a fuck about how you felt?

Remember, like three years ago when no one gave a fuck about how you felt?

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Remember, like three years ago when no one gave a fuck
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about how you felt?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:08
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Like three years ago if you were in public - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Like three years ago if you were in public
Like, ahh! Now I hurt on the outside and the inside! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like, ahh! Now I hurt on the outside and the inside!
Like fresh-out-the-pool-dick, soft... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like fresh-out-the-pool-dick, soft...
Only the fellas understand that you get out that cold water, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Only the fellas understand that you get out that cold water,
It's good to see y'all - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's good to see y'all
White people - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
White people
Did you say sorry today? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Did you say sorry today?
Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something,
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they?
Just white people trying to out woke each other - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Just white people trying to out woke each other
Well, you know, I voted for Obama - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Well, you know, I voted for Obama
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama.
I was just talking about how Jesus was black - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I was just talking about how Jesus was black
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like:
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even black people’s. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even bl...
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea movies. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea...
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt!
And like every room I enter is like a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And like every room I enter is like a
I feel like I have to enter every situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I feel like I have to enter every situation
Just want to introduce myself, let you know - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Just want to introduce myself, let you know