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Matt Rife: Only Fans

See, this is hilarious to me because I can feel the hypocrisy radiating off y'all right...

See, this is hilarious to me because I can feel the hypocrisy radiating off y'all right now

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See, this is hilarious to me because I can feel
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the hypocrisy radiating off y'all right now.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:35
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
When's the last time you got an Amber Alert on your phone - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
When's the last time you got an Amber Alert on your...
Like, Be on the look out for 2015 silver Prius like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Like, Be on the look out for 2015 silver Prius like,
They haven't changed the alarm in like 30 years - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
They haven't changed the alarm in like 30 years
I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I get so mad when that shit goes off on my phone,
I go to general? Notification... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I go to general? Notification...
For any of you guys who might not remember Wayfair, the furniture company - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:17
For any of you guys who might not remember Wayfair, the furn...
So if you could, please give a warm round of applause for our sponsor, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
So if you could, please give a warm round of applause for...
We found out as a people we hate human trafficking, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
We found out as a people we hate human trafficking,
And I do feel very bad for all the families affected by that. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And I do feel very bad for all the families affected by...
But I especially feel bad - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
But I especially feel bad
And I- - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I-
Not as bad as IKEA, but - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Not as bad as IKEA, but
IKEA needs to come with a kid just to help put that shit together. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
IKEA needs to come with a kid just to help put that shit tog...
Somebody gotta hold these sides, bro, God damn. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Somebody gotta hold these sides, bro, God damn.
You sure you didn't skip any steps? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
You sure you didn't skip any steps?
There's always so many leftover pieces after an IKEA project, isn't there? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
There's always so many leftover pieces after an IKEA pr...
And then you find out you messed up on - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
And then you find out you messed up on
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
We'll... we'll put tall stuff there...
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45 minutes? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Remember, the dude who's been telling jokes for 45...
It's because this is the only job in the world - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
It's because this is the only job in the world