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Matt Rife: Only Fans

She's opening every cabinet, every cupboard, every closet, going through everything

She's opening every cabinet, every cupboard, every closet, going through everything

Full Transcript

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She's opening every cabinet,
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every cupboard, every closet, going through everything.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:10
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
I don't know if you guys have ever seen a video - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
I don't know if you guys have ever seen a video
So she gets up and she goes over to the front door, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So she gets up and she goes over to the front door,
And my roommate comes down the hallway and is like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And my roommate comes down the hallway and is like,
So he goes over and slams the door shut behind her. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
So he goes over and slams the door shut behind her.
So I'm like, Hey! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So I'm like, Hey!
And straight out of a scary movie this chick's foot - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And straight out of a scary movie this chick's foot
And here comes this chick - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And here comes this chick
She goes, It was just out there. Bitch, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
She goes, It was just out there. Bitch,
So she brings it in, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
So she brings it in,
It's from the TV box I threw in the dumpster - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's from the TV box I threw in the dumpster
This chick brought garbage - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
This chick brought garbage
So, you know the sex is gonna be dope. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So, you know the sex is gonna be dope.
She's fuckin crazy! I'm in. I gotta do it now, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
She's fuckin crazy! I'm in. I gotta do it now, you...
I mean, I never smashed a homeless chick before, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I mean, I never smashed a homeless chick before,
I'm like, I guess! Yeah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm like, I guess! Yeah...
And before I continue, does anybody not know what a Ouija board is? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And before I continue, does anybody not know what a Ouija...
Okay, well, first of all, God bless you, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Okay, well, first of all, God bless you,
Essentially it's a toy board that you can get from - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Essentially it's a toy board that you can get from
And people use it to drunk text the dead essentially. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And people use it to drunk text the dead essentially.
That's all it's good for, and it's a very simple layout. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's all it's good for, and it's a very...