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So she gets up and she goes over to the front door
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

So she gets up and she goes over to the front door, she opens the front door and she goes...

So she gets up and she goes over to the front door, she opens the front door and she goes outside

Full Transcript

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So she gets up and she goes over to the front door,
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she opens the front door and she goes outside.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:48
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
And my roommate comes down the hallway and is like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And my roommate comes down the hallway and is like,
So he goes over and slams the door shut behind her. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
So he goes over and slams the door shut behind her.
So I'm like, Hey! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So I'm like, Hey!
And straight out of a scary movie this chick's foot - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And straight out of a scary movie this chick's foot
And here comes this chick - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And here comes this chick
She goes, It was just out there. Bitch, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
She goes, It was just out there. Bitch,
So she brings it in, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
So she brings it in,
It's from the TV box I threw in the dumpster - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's from the TV box I threw in the dumpster
This chick brought garbage - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
This chick brought garbage
So, you know the sex is gonna be dope. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So, you know the sex is gonna be dope.
She's fuckin crazy! I'm in. I gotta do it now, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
She's fuckin crazy! I'm in. I gotta do it now, you...
I mean, I never smashed a homeless chick before, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I mean, I never smashed a homeless chick before,
I'm like, I guess! Yeah... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I'm like, I guess! Yeah...
And before I continue, does anybody not know what a Ouija board is? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And before I continue, does anybody not know what a Ouija...
Okay, well, first of all, God bless you, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Okay, well, first of all, God bless you,
Essentially it's a toy board that you can get from - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Essentially it's a toy board that you can get from
And people use it to drunk text the dead essentially. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And people use it to drunk text the dead essentially.
That's all it's good for, and it's a very simple layout. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
That's all it's good for, and it's a very...
It has the... the alphabet - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
It has the... the alphabet
That's where, um... the centerpiece is supposed to be guided - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
That's where, um... the centerpiece is supposed to be g...