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Matt Rife: Only Fans

That shit has been funny for centuries

That shit has been funny for centuries

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That shit has been funny for centuries.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:47
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun that I think - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I think it's so easy to be irresponsible with a gun...
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
It just needs to be a little bit harder to get the gun.
I think there's so many tiers - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I think there's so many tiers
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
If you haven't had sex yet... straight-up...
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull out like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
How you gonna pull a trigger before you've had to pull...
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
If something as simple as having sex was a requirement
There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
There has never been a handsome school shooter that they...
Look, I'm well aware - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Look, I'm well aware
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like,
And the reason being - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And the reason being
I try to make light of terrible situations, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I try to make light of terrible situations,
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up ...
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get caught up. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get cau...
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily,
She stood up in the middle of a show - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
She stood up in the middle of a show
She stood up and was like, You shouldn't do jokes about school shootings. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
She stood up and was like, You shouldn't do jokes about...
And I was like, Why? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I was like, Why?
She was like, Because what if it happened to you? Hm? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
She was like, Because what if it happened to you? Hm?
Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense,
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily basis, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily...