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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Then Brendan said some shit like, you're the only person I know who could eat food without...

Then Brendan said some shit like, you're the only person I know who could eat food without opening their mouth

Full Transcript

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Then Brendan said some shit like,
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you're the only person I know who could eat food
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without opening their mouth.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:20
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
And 15-year-old me was shook, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And 15-year-old me was shook,
So I conceded and I have responded back - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
So I conceded and I have responded back
So the conversation went, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So the conversation went,
And I responded, Fuck ... mmm... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And I responded, Fuck ... mmm...
Now, if you're familiar with the song, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Now, if you're familiar with the song,
This was ignorant, naive, and stupid. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
This was ignorant, naive, and stupid.
And when this resurfaced - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And when this resurfaced
White people lost their fucking mind. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
White people lost their fucking mind.
They thought I had just gotten away - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
They thought I had just gotten away
Like they had thought I just found a loophole in racism and squeaked through the cracks. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like they had thought I just found a loophole in racism and ...
They were like, He fucks with Sosa? I had no idea... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
They were like, He fucks with Sosa? I had no idea...
And this was such an uncomfortable situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And this was such an uncomfortable situation
For other people. It's our favorite extracurricular activity to be like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
For other people. It's our favorite extracurricular act...
They want you to be upset about stuff you weren't even initially upset about! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
They want you to be upset about stuff you weren't even ...
And again, this is a very tough position to be put in because - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
And again, this is a very tough position to be put in...
And fortunately but unfortunately, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And fortunately but unfortunately,
If you or anybody watching - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
If you or anybody watching
You would see that - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
You would see that
There's others! I swear... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
There's others! I swear...
His name is Vladislav - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
His name is Vladislav