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There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like, Ah! ... He was gonna...

There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like, Ah! ... He was gonna be prom king!

Full Transcript

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There has never been a handsome school shooter that they were like,
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Ah! ... He was gonna be prom king!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:48
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Look, I'm well aware - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Look, I'm well aware
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I feel like I owe the explanation as to like,
And the reason being - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And the reason being
I try to make light of terrible situations, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
I try to make light of terrible situations,
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Because what's the first thing you do when you wake up ...
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get caught up. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Probably get on Twitter, some sort of news, yeah you get cau...
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
There's so much negativity in front of our faces daily,
She stood up in the middle of a show - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
She stood up in the middle of a show
She stood up and was like, You shouldn't do jokes about school shootings. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
She stood up and was like, You shouldn't do jokes about...
And I was like, Why? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And I was like, Why?
She was like, Because what if it happened to you? Hm? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
She was like, Because what if it happened to you? Hm?
Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like, I'm not talking about this in a literal sense,
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily basis, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So it's not something I have to think about on a daily...
I had to take a step back as a man - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:17
I had to take a step back as a man
And the answer is, yeah, that's a hard yes for me. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And the answer is, yeah, that's a hard yes for me.
That is for sure how I would heal through that traumatic experience. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
That is for sure how I would heal through that traumatic exp...
Second of all, it's my kid that's fucking fair game. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Second of all, it's my kid that's fucking fair...
There is no way I'm not killing it at that funeral - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
There is no way I'm not killing it at that funeral
Like, come on, man, that shit is too easy, bro. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like, come on, man, that shit is too easy, bro.
#bringbackhideandseek - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
#bringbackhideandseek