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Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something
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Matt Rife: Only Fans

Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something, But we gonna figure it out

Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something, But we gonna figure it out

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Y'all got to learn how to take bitcoin or something,
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But we gonna figure it out.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:26
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Oh, white people been so sorry in 2021, Haven’t they?
Just white people trying to out woke each other - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Just white people trying to out woke each other
Well, you know, I voted for Obama - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
Well, you know, I voted for Obama
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Okay. Now white person number two has to top Obama.
I was just talking about how Jesus was black - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
I was just talking about how Jesus was black
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like: - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
He's panickin’ he says some ignorant shit like:
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even black people’s. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Madea is nobody's favorite franchise, okay? Not even bl...
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea movies. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Okay you are reaching. I think it goes Soul Plane then Madea...
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Arrgh! It's all this white guilt!
And like every room I enter is like a - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
And like every room I enter is like a
I feel like I have to enter every situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I feel like I have to enter every situation
Just want to introduce myself, let you know - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
Just want to introduce myself, let you know
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really appreciate it - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Your like I know I know I'm trash, but I would really a...
To be a straight white male. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
To be a straight white male.
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
For once. You know? It’s...you gotta know when to fold them,...
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white male in 2021, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
It's just uncomfortable because to be a straight white...
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do anything. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Which is a shitty place to be if you didn't do...
You know what I mean? Like... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
You know what I mean? Like...
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I mean? - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
I just want to sing along to some songs, you know what I...
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
It's not like I made the conscious decision to be born