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Matt Rife: Only Fans

You don't go on to make those same mistakes when you're a responsible adult, Yeah?

You don't go on to make those same mistakes when you're a responsible adult, Yeah?

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You don't go on to make those same mistakes
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when you're a responsible adult,
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Yeah?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:39
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy.
So when I was 15 years old, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
So when I was 15 years old,
So Brendan and I were going back - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
So Brendan and I were going back
And then he said some shit that really had me fucked up - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
And then he said some shit that really had me fucked up
Like I had a big gap in the middle, I had little gaps on the side. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
Like I had a big gap in the middle, I had little gaps on the...
Then Brendan said some shit like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
Then Brendan said some shit like,
And 15-year-old me was shook, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:07
And 15-year-old me was shook,
So I conceded and I have responded back - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:10
So I conceded and I have responded back
So the conversation went, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:06
So the conversation went,
And I responded, Fuck ... mmm... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
And I responded, Fuck ... mmm...
Now, if you're familiar with the song, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:12
Now, if you're familiar with the song,
This was ignorant, naive, and stupid. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
This was ignorant, naive, and stupid.
And when this resurfaced - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And when this resurfaced
White people lost their fucking mind. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
White people lost their fucking mind.
They thought I had just gotten away - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:04
They thought I had just gotten away
Like they had thought I just found a loophole in racism and squeaked through the cracks. - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
Like they had thought I just found a loophole in racism and ...
They were like, He fucks with Sosa? I had no idea... - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
They were like, He fucks with Sosa? I had no idea...
And this was such an uncomfortable situation - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:08
And this was such an uncomfortable situation
For other people. It's our favorite extracurricular activity to be like, - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:09
For other people. It's our favorite extracurricular act...
They want you to be upset about stuff you weren't even initially upset about! - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:05
They want you to be upset about stuff you weren't even ...
And again, this is a very tough position to be put in because - Matt Rife: Only Fans 00:13
And again, this is a very tough position to be put in...