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Maverick:
[talking to the village thieves]
The man who'll blow your brains out is Marshal Zane Cooper. You've probably heard of him, I know what you're thinking, he's old and decrepit, gums his food AND his women, but he can still shoot straight. Maverick:
After you is ugly Annie Bransford. When she was born, she came out backwards and no one noticed. Hell, when she was little, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. When she's making love, she has to pretend SHE'S someone else!
[talking to the village thieves]
The man who'll blow your brains out is Marshal Zane Cooper. You've probably heard of him, I know what you're thinking, he's old and decrepit, gums his food AND his women, but he can still shoot straight. Maverick:
After you is ugly Annie Bransford. When she was born, she came out backwards and no one noticed. Hell, when she was little, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. When she's making love, she has to pretend SHE'S someone else!
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Marshal Zane Cooper will blow your brains out Probably heard of him
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I know you're thinking he's old decrepit gums his food and his women
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But he can still shoot straight
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After you is Ugly Annie Bransford
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When she was born she came out backwards and no one noticed
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Her parents had to tie a pork chop to her so the dog would play with her
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When making love she has to pretend she's somebody else
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Movie Summary
Bret Maverick, needing money for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a charming woman thief.
