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Max Reload and the Nether Blasters

Cease thy Nether portalprolapse, shatting on thy Earth you craps!

Cease thy Nether portal
prolapse, shatting on thy Earth you craps!

Full Transcript

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Cease thy Nether portal prolapse,
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shatting on thy Earth you craps!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:41
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A small town video game store clerk must go from zero to hero after accidentally unleashing the forces of evil from a cursed Colecovision video game cartridge.
The Doom Bringer is the Alpha, the Beta, and the Omega. - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
The Doom Bringer is the Alpha, the Beta, and the Omega.
Merely the key to unlocking the door between our worlds. - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
Merely the key to unlocking the door between our worlds.
You are the prize we seek now, Max! - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:04
You are the prize we seek now, Max!
You are the knight in our armies, we conquer this Earth, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:08
You are the knight in our armies, we conquer this Earth,
Because a speedy victory is ours. - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:04
Because a speedy victory is ours.
It means enough people have played the game, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:04
It means enough people have played the game,
Anybody plays the game now, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:04
Anybody plays the game now,
Looks like these noobs have dedicated it - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:07
Looks like these noobs have dedicated it
Could you allow yourself at least a dollop of respect - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:06
Could you allow yourself at least a dollop of respect
Guys, guys, my girlfriend's an underwear model, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:06
Guys, guys, my girlfriend's an underwear model,
I am already awake, so you make yourself comfortable, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:06
I am already awake, so you make yourself comfortable,
I made these balls extra juicy just for you. - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
I made these balls extra juicy just for you.
So that I can go from one battle station to the next, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:07
So that I can go from one battle station to the next,
You're the first civvies that I've allowed - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
You're the first civvies that I've allowed
And after Wylde Child Games, I invested - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:08
And after Wylde Child Games, I invested
I still moderate, watching out for players - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
I still moderate, watching out for players
But you're lucky I have been watching you, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:08
But you're lucky I have been watching you,
This is me dealing with your shit show, - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:07
This is me dealing with your shit show,
Sorry, had to disconnect you for a second - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:05
Sorry, had to disconnect you for a second
"Ah, Max, you're so go great!" - Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 00:12
"Ah, Max, you're so go great!"