"May" quotes

May poster
A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.

Director: Lucky McKee
Writer: Lucky McKee
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $150,277
Released: 11 Apr 2003
Awards: 9 wins & 8 nominations

79 Clips

We've got the whole place to ourselves - May 00:23
We've got the whole place to ourselves
I want to ask you something - May 00:40
I want to ask you something
What's giving you the Sads doll - May 00:22
What's giving you the Sads doll
I dig your place - May 00:39
I dig your place
They're showing Trauma - May 01:07
They're showing Trauma
It's girl's night out tonight - May 00:14
It's girl's night out tonight
Girlfriend bought me these - May 00:13
Girlfriend bought me these
Yeah yeah that's good Kitty live now - May 00:04
Yeah yeah that's good Kitty live now
A couple of weeks ago - May 01:06
A couple of weeks ago
Let's introduce you to the kids - May 00:27
Let's introduce you to the kids
What are you doing - May 00:44
What are you doing
May you scared the hell out of me - May 00:54
May you scared the hell out of me
Does this stuff freak you out - May 01:06
Does this stuff freak you out
You got to puff - May 01:00
You got to puff
Come on come on come on - May 00:04
Come on come on come on
You want to watch me file - May 00:09
You want to watch me file
Can you help us with something - May 00:26
Can you help us with something
May what are you doing - May 01:09
May what are you doing
What's up May - May 00:14
What's up May
Do you have any ice cubes I can rub on my nipples - May 00:05
Do you have any ice cubes I can rub on my nipples
I need more parts - May 00:04
I need more parts
You got any cold ones in there - May 00:08
You got any cold ones in there
Do you like pussy - May 00:09
Do you like pussy
Do you feel weird doing this - May 00:15
Do you feel weird doing this
I told you to face the goddamn wall - May 00:05
I told you to face the goddamn wall
You know you're my main mama - May 00:04
You know you're my main mama
What's going on out there Shut up hooker - May 00:05
What's going on out there Shut up hooker
What are you making - May 00:24
What are you making
You have really beautiful legs - May 00:14
You have really beautiful legs
Eat some melons - May 00:05
Eat some melons
If you can't find a friend - May 00:06
If you can't find a friend
What'd you think - May 00:30
What'd you think
Are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my freezer - May 00:06
Are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my...
You don't think I'm weird - May 00:17
You don't think I'm weird
So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes - May 00:05
So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes
Is that for work - May 00:13
Is that for work
Oh look at the time - May 00:23
Oh look at the time
Hey May hold up - May 00:35
Hey May hold up
It's just I miss you so - May 00:37
It's just I miss you so
I dig your place - May 00:25
I dig your place
Dang I got to go - May 00:36
Dang I got to go
It's girls' night out tonight - May 00:14
It's girls' night out tonight
Race cars - May 00:12
Race cars
Moy I need a big scupel for German Shepard surgery tomorrow - May 00:06
Moy I need a big scupel for German Shepard surgery tomorrow
A couple of weeks ago this old man comes in - May 00:36
A couple of weeks ago this old man comes in
May Kennedy Lucille - May 00:26
May Kennedy Lucille
Jesus what are you doing - May 00:35
Jesus what are you doing
Whoa Jesus Christ - May 00:36
Whoa Jesus Christ
Does this stuff freak you out - May 00:29
Does this stuff freak you out
Thank you Adam - May 00:23
Thank you Adam
Come here Lup Come here - May 00:04
Come here Lup Come here
I don't know - May 00:36
I don't know
Come on Petey you can try harder than that - May 00:36
Come on Petey you can try harder than that
You're funny - May 00:08
You're funny
Can you help us with something - May 00:25
Can you help us with something
Oh God damn it - May 00:29
Oh God damn it
When I left for vacation - May 00:22
When I left for vacation
I need more parts - May 00:04
I need more parts
Sweet costume - May 00:08
Sweet costume
Do you like pussy What - May 00:09
Do you like pussy What
What are you making Petey - May 00:23
What are you making Petey
Do you feel weird doing this - May 00:14
Do you feel weird doing this
I told you to face the goddamn wall - May 00:05
I told you to face the goddamn wall
What did you think - May 00:29
What did you think
You have really beautiful legs - May 00:13
You have really beautiful legs
You know we'll hang out and - May 00:07
You know we'll hang out and
I've always said - May 00:09
I've always said
Are we best friends now that you've seen what's inside my freezer - May 00:05
Are we best friends now that you've seen what's inside my...
You don't think I'm weird - May 00:17
You don't think I'm weird
So many pretty parts and no pretty holes - May 00:05
So many pretty parts and no pretty holes
What are you reading about - May 00:12
What are you reading about
You want to come - May 00:26
You want to come
I need a big scupel for German a Shepherd surgery tomorrow - May 00:19
I need a big scupel for German a Shepherd surgery tomorrow
What are you doing out here - May 01:38
What are you doing out here
What do you think - May 01:38
What do you think
Like that guy on the bench - May 01:34
Like that guy on the bench
What the fuck is that - May 00:41
What the fuck is that
I'll see you around May - May 00:41
I'll see you around May
I can't find her leg - May 00:34
I can't find her leg

Cast

May Dove Canady - Angela Bettis
Adam Stubbs - Jeremy Sisto
Polly - Anna Faris
Blank - James Duval
Ambrosia - Nichole Hiltz
Papa Canady - Kevin Gage
Mama Canady - Merle Kennedy
Petey - Rachel David
Chris, Adam's Roommate - Will Estes
Buckle - Roxanne Day
Lucille - Samantha Adams
Kindergarten Boy - Connor Matheus
Dr. Wolf, Optometrist - Mike McKee
Foreign Doctor - Ken Davitian
Distraught Man in the Veterinarian Office - Bret Roberts
Short Girl - Traci Burr
Zombie - Jude McVay
Guy on Bench - Norwood Cheek
Jack in 'Jack and Jill' - Jesse Hlubik
Jill in 'Jack and Jill' - Jennifer Grant
Woman at restaurant - Meredith Hines
'Frox' Child Singer - Jammes Luckett
Guy Making Out in Elevator - Lucky McKee