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George Washington McLintock:
[McLintock and his family are standing on the porch looking up at Ching the cook. Ching is standing there with a rather large meat cleaver]
Well you old Cantonese reprobate, how 'bout it? Ching:
Ya fire me? I kill myself! George Washington McLintock:
I'm not talkin' about *firing* you I'm *RETIRING* you! You've been rustlin' food for us for forty years! We're gonna put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family! Ching:
I kill myself! George Washington McLintock:
I may save you the trouble. Drago:
Hey Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut of your pigtail and y'ain't never gonna get to Heaven! [Swishes his pocketknife at Ching; Ching pauses] Ching:
I'll be one of the family? George Washington McLintock:
I give you my solemn word. Ching:
Pretty crummy family! Drinkee too muchee! Get in fight! Yell alla time! George Washington McLintock:
[Gestures at Drago]
Cut off his pigtail! [Drago starts to walk up the stairs, pocketknife in hand] Ching:
ALRIGHT, I BE ONE OF THE FAMILY! [Chatters in Cantonese]
[McLintock and his family are standing on the porch looking up at Ching the cook. Ching is standing there with a rather large meat cleaver]
Well you old Cantonese reprobate, how 'bout it? Ching:
Ya fire me? I kill myself! George Washington McLintock:
I'm not talkin' about *firing* you I'm *RETIRING* you! You've been rustlin' food for us for forty years! We're gonna put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family! Ching:
I kill myself! George Washington McLintock:
I may save you the trouble. Drago:
Hey Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut of your pigtail and y'ain't never gonna get to Heaven! [Swishes his pocketknife at Ching; Ching pauses] Ching:
I'll be one of the family? George Washington McLintock:
I give you my solemn word. Ching:
Pretty crummy family! Drinkee too muchee! Get in fight! Yell alla time! George Washington McLintock:
[Gestures at Drago]
Cut off his pigtail! [Drago starts to walk up the stairs, pocketknife in hand] Ching:
ALRIGHT, I BE ONE OF THE FAMILY! [Chatters in Cantonese]
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MCLINTOCK Well you old Cantonese reprobate how 'bout it
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You fire me I kill myself
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I'm not talkin' about firin' you I'm retirin' you
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You've been rustlin' food for us for 30 years
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We're gonna put you out to pasture
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all you'll have to do is give advice
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be one of the family
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I kill myself
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I may save you the trouble
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Look Ching
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If you kill yourself I'll cut off your pigtail
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and you ain't never gonna get to heaven
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I'll be one of the family
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I give you my solemn word
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Pretty crummy family
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Movie Summary
Wealthy rancher G.W. McLintock uses his power and influence in the territory to keep the peace between farmers, ranchers, land-grabbers, Indians and corrupt government officials.


