Me, Myself & Irene quotes

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Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) is a Rhode Island state trooper with multiple personalities. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non-confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugitive Irene Waters (Renée Zellweger) back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt Police Officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Peter Farrelly, Mike Cerrone, Bobby Farrelly
Production: Twentieth Century Fox, Conundrum Entertainment
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $90,570,999
Released: 23 Jun 2000
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations.


60 Clips & Quotes

I think you're a very special unit - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I think you're a very special unit
What are you staring at - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What are you staring at
I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin'...
He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with...
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone
Unless you put your ear to the ground - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Unless you put your ear to the ground
I'm talking to you - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I'm talking to you
Stay away from me - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Stay away from me
You keep fuckin' around - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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You keep fuckin' around
I'm not leaving till the morning - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I'm not leaving till the morning
You hear the news - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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You hear the news
I never wanted to sleep with you - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I never wanted to sleep with you
What's your tale - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What's your tale
He folds under pressure - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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He folds under pressure
What's the matter - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What's the matter
Is my old lady happy - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Is my old lady happy
What are those for - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What are those for
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary...
What's the diameter of a chicken egg - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What's the diameter of a chicken egg
Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet
You son of a bitch - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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You son of a bitch
Get your cock out of my Chrysler - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Get your cock out of my Chrysler
But I hope that never happens - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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But I hope that never happens
But you said you'd eat whale blubber - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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But you said you'd eat whale blubber
I'm gonna tell my daddy on you - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I'm gonna tell my daddy on you
And the name's Hank - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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And the name's Hank
So I smoked some pot - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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So I smoked some pot
Holy Jesus in heaven - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Holy Jesus in heaven
Really appreciate your help - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Really appreciate your help
Do we people take checks - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Do we people take checks
I've seen it first hand - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I've seen it first hand
I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good
Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid
Why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left
I'll tell you one thing - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I'll tell you one thing
It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight
What happened to your family - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What happened to your family
I parked it for ya - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I parked it for ya
For your information - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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For your information
My name is Charlie Baileygates - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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My name is Charlie Baileygates
Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie
But my friends call me Whitey - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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But my friends call me Whitey
I am personally gonna fuck him up - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I am personally gonna fuck him up
Does your ass feel numb - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Does your ass feel numb
Ever been bitch slapped - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Ever been bitch slapped
Whatever you say - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Whatever you say
I noticed you conveniently left out your eating disorder - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I noticed you conveniently left out your eating disorder
Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex
You should be furious - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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You should be furious
These two motherfuckers can do the shopping - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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These two motherfuckers can do the shopping
Free hot dogs here - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Free hot dogs here
We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize cow's head - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize...
Your golf buddy - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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Your golf buddy
He's a funny motherfucker - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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He's a funny motherfucker
I never said anything remotely racist - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I never said anything remotely racist
He sure is a Spartacus looking motherfucker - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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He sure is a Spartacus looking motherfucker
What the hell are you still doing here - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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What the hell are you still doing here
My daddy ain't killed nobody - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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My daddy ain't killed nobody
It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken
I want my own cell - screenshot from movie Me, Myself & Irene
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I want my own cell

Cast

Charlie - Jim Carrey
Lee Harvey - Mongo Brownlee
Shonté Jr. - Jerod Mixon
Lieutenant Gerke - Chris Cooper
Agent Boshane - Richard Jenkins
Colonel Partington - Robert Forster
Officer Stubie - Mike Cerrone
Trooper Finneran - Rob Moran
Dickie Thurman - Daniel Greene
Limo Driver - Tony Cox
Lee Harvey - Age 9 - Andrew Phillips
Jamaal - Age 9 - Jeremy Maleek Leggett
Shonté Jr. - Age 9 - Justin Chandler
Agent Peterson - Zen Gesner
Neighbor Ed - Steve Sweeney
Barber Shop Car Owner - Lenny Clarke
Herb the Barber - Herbie Flynn
Jump Rope Girl - Heather Hodder
Grocery Store Mom - Tracey Abbott
Trooper Pritchard - Jackie Flynn
Maternity Doctor - Steve Tyler
Guy on the Street - Googy Gress
Helicopter Agent - Joey McGilberry
Kid's Father - Sean Gildea
Motel Manager - Anna Kournikova
Officer Delicato - Bob Mone
Gun Shop Owner - Richard Tyson
Agent Steve Parfitt - Danny Murphy
Trooper Sea Bass - Cam Neely
Soda Machine Man - Brian Hayes Currie
Trooper Maryann - Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Vermont Police Officer - Mark Leahy
Barber Shop Wiseguy - Kevin J. Flynn
Softball Player - Conrad Goode
Handsome Barber Shop Guy - John Mark Andrade
Trooper Neely - Scott T. Neely
Beautiful Mom - Shannon Whirry
Paramedic - Jerry Parker
Reporter - Heather Dyson
TV Reporter - Christine DiCarlo
Golfer - Mark Levine
Pizza Boy - John-Eliot Jordan
Train Conductor - Bob Weeks
Disabled Guy - Ezra Buzzington
Disabled Guy's Aide - Will Coogan
Narrator - Rex Allen Jr.
Mrs. Caleron - Lin Shaye
Dreadlocks Guy - Leslie Munroe
Mrs. Caleron's Son - Ray 'Rocket' Valliere
Maternity Nurse - Nancy Byers
Maternity Nurse - Melinda Farrelly
Girl in Wheelchair - Christal Handy
Farmer - Rudy Cheeks
Executive - Libby Langdon
Executive - Gigi Moran
Executive - Pete Peterson
Golfer - J.B. Rogers
Golfer - Brian Mone
Paramedic - Bill Kiendl
Paramedic - Adriana Bega
Scooter - Gordie Merrick
State Trooper - Brad Matthews
Receptionist - Kate Forster
Kid - Ben Urann
Lady - Dot Neary
Disabled Son - Mike Turillo Jr.
Shocked Lady - Joan Ledwith
Shocked Lady - Dyanne Stroyman
Shocked Lady - Jane M. Reidy
Shocked Lady - Mariann Neary
Shocked Lady - Jaqueline Feeney
State Trooper - Robert Flaherty
Grocery Store Cashier - Beth Jordan
Couple - Brian Stuebe
Couple - Sonia Stuebe
Couple - Jimmy Shay
Couple - Monica Shay
Softball Player - Scott Rosenberg
Softball Player - Mark Ciardi
Softball Player - Phil Rosenberg
Woman at Barbeque - Amy Leasca
Checkers Buddy - Jack Andrade
Crying Little Girl - A.B. Farrelly
Woman at Train Station - Tiffany Burke
Woman at Train Station - Tara Richert
Guy at Train Station - David Page
Mother - Paula Palozej
Wedding Guest - Bob O'Brien
Wedding Guest - George Bedard
Wedding Guest - Mike Cheney
Wedding Guest - Gwendolyn Rogers
Best Man - Warren Tashjian
Woman in Grocery Store - Carolyn Molloy
Woman in Grocery Store - Patty Mullany Molloy
Man in Grocery Store - Bryan Molloy
Bikini Girl - Deanna Cerrone
Bikini Girl - Lisette Boren
Bikini Girl - Natassia Malthe
Bikini Girl - Jeanne Basone
Bikini Girl - Onzra Myers
Grocery Store Mom's Son - Thomas Jordan
Twin Passing By - Nicholas Greenbury
Twin Passing By - Andrew Greenbury
SWAT Guy - Mark O'Day
Grocery Store Guy - Mike D'Allessio
State Trooper - Brendan Shanahan
Woman Giving Statement - Taryn Chilivis
Lesbian in Restaurant - Jackie Shiffler
Lesbian in Restaurant - Tara Robare
Grocery Boy - Patrick Dragon
Office Employee - Karen Mone
Secretary - Terez Kocsis
Girl in Office - Kelsey Jordan
Boy in Office - Harrison Frick
Couple in Grocery Store - Ken Duvall
Couple in Grocery Store - Josie Duval
Girl on Bus - Ann Marie Izzi
Girl on Bus - Sarah Billington
Guy in Photo - Mike Murphy
Fireman - István Kocsis
Office Worker - Christine Mone
Office Worker - Patrick Mone
Paramedic - Scott Morehouse
Fireman - Mark Dunn
Woman in Maternity Ward - Kristen Trucksess
Woman in Maternity Ward - Wenya Monique Williams
SWAT Guy - Bill O'Connor
Spectator - Gretel Twombly
Spectator - Kevin Biegel
State Trooper - Terry Mullany
Policeman - Mike DiCarlo
Policeman - Peter Krulewitch
Policeman at Station - Don Pritchard
Policeman at Station - Tom Beachene
Guy Getting Off Train - John Sappo
Black Boy - Eric Adé
Black Girl - Marissa Adé
Black Girl - Danielle Adé
Background Person - Adam Kanter
Background Person - Patrick Healy
Background Person - Beth Mone
Background Person - Doug Morton
Background Person - Kate Phelon
Woman at Site - Sarah Delfausse
Woman in Police Station - Kathy Twombly
Man in Police Station - Michael P. Twombly
Detective - George Gondelman
Policeman - Doug Tashjian
Policeman - Brad Blank
FBI Agent - Paul Pelletier
Paramedic - Charlie Pettygrove
FBI Agent - John Stroehman
Woman in Crowd - Megan O'Brien
Woman in Crowd - Fran O'Brien
Man in Crowd - John Chan
FBI Agent - Pete Anicelli
Guy on Railroad Tracks - Tom Kocsis
Grill Guy - Tommy Songin
Slate Guy - Matt Irwin
Motel Guest - Jim Dubois
State Trooper at Motel - Doug Bymark
State Trooper - Gerry Callahan
State Trooper - Joshua Loiko
Mother at Train Station - Margaret Boylan
Son at Train Station - Mac Boylan
Daughter at Train Station - Georgia Boylan
Paramedic - Bill Hoyle
Paramedic - Joan Hoyle
Man on Scene - Peter Biegel
Woman on Scene - Alice Biegel
Background Motel Guest - Dotan Bonen
Background Motel Guest - Ernie Malik
Background Motel Guest - William Sherak
Background Motel Guest - Matt Swick
Background Motel Guest - Jeff Kuno
Ice Cream Vendor - Malcolm Wilson
Ice Cream Girl - Ariana Parrillo
Ice Cream Girl - Liza Battaini
Ice Cream Girl - Diana Spaulding
Ice Cream Girl - Moriah Cowles
Person at Barbecue - Tom Leasca
Person at Barbecue - Joslin Leasca
Person at Barbecue - Stacey Leasca
Person at Barbecue - Mark Miosky
Family at Barbecue - Bill Beauchene
Kid Near Broken Window - Will Kiendl
Family Near Broken Window - The Appe Family
Bum #1 - Kevin R. Wood
SWAT Guy - Rick Dunphy
Background Person - Jan Kane
Background Person - Tom Clark
Background Person - Kathleen Straube
Background FBI Agent - Heikki Paadre
Family at Picnic - Victoria O'Day
Family at Picnic - Susan O'Day
Family at Picnic - Luke O'Day
Family at Picnic - Emily O'Day
Background Couple - Smokey Cerrone
Background Couple - Annette Cerrone
Background Person - Glenn Ciano
Family in Restaurant - Keith McLaughlin
Family in Restaurant - Jill McLaughlin
Woman in Restaurant - Mecina Bottaro
Couple in Restaurant - Philomena Gidea
Couple in Restaurant - James Gidea
Wedding Guest - Pam O'Brien
Wedding Guest - Dan O'Brien
Minister - Ken Gumbert
Wedding Guest - Barbara Tuchon
Background Person - Billy Meyer
Background Person - Ruth Michelle Meyer
Background Person - Margo Murphy
Background Person - Monique Pelletier
SWAT Guy - David James Ward
Detective at Motel - Peter Gaulke
State Trooper at Motel - Gerry Swallow
State Trooper at Motel - Dave McVeigh
Policeman - Dino Macaluso
Family at Barbecue - Ellie Miosky
Family at Barbecue - Ben Miosky
Family at Barbecue - Kate Miosky
Background Couple - Mac Haskell
Background Couple - Trish Haskell
Background State Trooper - Dan Walenty
Background State Trooper - Jim Bennett
Guy in Bar - Jay W. Yowler
Guy in Bar - Todd Christiansen
Ed's Wife - Julie Scungio
Family at Site - Bobby Lippincott
Family at Site - Pucky Lippincott
Family at Site - Richard Lippincott
FBI Agent - John Dennis
SWAT Person at Motel - Sarah Lopez
SWAT Person at Motel - Annie Hodgson
State Trooper at Motel - Matt Smith
Paramedic - Nancy Frey-Jarecki
Actor - Steve Moran
Background Person - Al Lampe
Background Person - Mary Lampe
Background Person - Docky
State Trooper - Eric Lariviere
State Trooper - Glenn Skalubinski
State Trooper - Bob Magnan
FBI Agent - Stephen Mone
Guy on Plane - Bennett Yellin
Mooner on Plane - Steve Gehrke
Party Guest - Christopher Alan
State Trooper's Wife - Rebekah Aramini
Train Station Cart Vendor - Eric Bruno Borgman
Vermont Police Officer - Barry Brandt
Irate Motorist - Paul Bronk
Train Conductor - Bruce Duncan
Female Golfer - Tara Perkins
Stand-Up Comedian on TV - Richard Pryor
Beach Girl - Cinzia Roccaforte
Stand-Up Comedian on TV - Chris Rock
Guy at Train Station - James Woodson