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"Me, Myself & Irene" quotes

Me, Myself & Irene poster
A nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Peter Farrelly, Mike Cerrone, Bobby Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $90,570,999
Released: 23 Jun 2000
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

64 video clips

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Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage - Me, Myself & Irene 00:43 Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary... Get your cock out of my Chrysler - Me, Myself & Irene 00:17 Get your cock out of my Chrysler And the name's Hank - Me, Myself & Irene 00:34 And the name's Hank It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight - Me, Myself & Irene 00:41 It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight I noticed you conveniently left out your eating disorder - Me, Myself & Irene 00:28 I noticed you conveniently left out your eating disorder Your golf buddy - Me, Myself & Irene 01:21 Your golf buddy I think you're a very special unit - Me, Myself & Irene 00:14 I think you're a very special unit What are you staring at - Me, Myself & Irene 00:17 What are you staring at I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron - Me, Myself & Irene 00:50 I can't figure out the atomic mass of this... Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone I'm talking to you - Me, Myself & Irene 00:29 I'm talking to you He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage - Me, Myself & Irene 00:21 He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with... Stay away from me - Me, Myself & Irene 00:26 Stay away from me I never wanted to sleep with you - Me, Myself & Irene 00:15 I never wanted to sleep with you Unless you put your ear to the ground - Me, Myself & Irene 00:17 Unless you put your ear to the ground You hear the news - Me, Myself & Irene 00:10 You hear the news Is my old lady happy - Me, Myself & Irene 00:13 Is my old lady happy What's your tale - Me, Myself & Irene 00:10 What's your tale You keep fuckin' around - Me, Myself & Irene 00:20 You keep fuckin' around He folds under pressure - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 He folds under pressure What's the matter - Me, Myself & Irene 00:30 What's the matter I'm not leaving till the morning - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 I'm not leaving till the morning What's the diameter of a chicken egg - Me, Myself & Irene 00:19 What's the diameter of a chicken egg Really appreciate your help - Me, Myself & Irene 00:29 Really appreciate your help Well fuck my ozone - Me, Myself & Irene 00:04 Well fuck my ozone But I hope that never happens - Me, Myself & Irene 00:24 But I hope that never happens My name is Charlie Baileygates - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 My name is Charlie Baileygates I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good - Me, Myself & Irene 00:33 I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good Motherfucker That motherfucker Vince Foster was murdered I told you that shit - Me, Myself & Irene 00:15 Motherfucker That motherfucker Vince Foster was murdered I... What happened to your family - Me, Myself & Irene 00:58 What happened to your family I parked it for ya - Me, Myself & Irene 00:13 I parked it for ya Does your ass feel numb - Me, Myself & Irene 00:17 Does your ass feel numb So I smoked some pot - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 So I smoked some pot For your information - Me, Myself & Irene 00:10 For your information Holy Jesus in heaven - Me, Myself & Irene 00:12 Holy Jesus in heaven Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet - Me, Myself & Irene 00:09 Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet But my friends call me Whitey - Me, Myself & Irene 00:09 But my friends call me Whitey Do we people take checks - Me, Myself & Irene 00:15 Do we people take checks I've seen it first hand - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 I've seen it first hand But you said you'd eat whale blubber - Me, Myself & Irene 00:09 But you said you'd eat whale blubber Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid - Me, Myself & Irene 00:16 Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid Why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left - Me, Myself & Irene 00:23 Why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left Would somebody get this goddamn chicken out of my ass please Oh - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 Would somebody get this goddamn chicken out of my ass please... Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex - Me, Myself & Irene 00:09 Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex You should be furious - Me, Myself & Irene 00:08 You should be furious Come on Don't be mad my little pussy fart - Me, Myself & Irene 00:04 Come on Don't be mad my little pussy fart Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie I am personally gonna fuck him up - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 I am personally gonna fuck him up Ever been bitch slapped - Me, Myself & Irene 00:04 Ever been bitch slapped It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken - Me, Myself & Irene 00:12 It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been... I want my own cell - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 I want my own cell These two motherfuckers can do the shopping - Me, Myself & Irene 00:09 These two motherfuckers can do the shopping Free hot dogs here - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 Free hot dogs here We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize cow's head - Me, Myself & Irene 00:10 We just got a report that he put six bullets into a prize... Holy Jesus in heaven It's a giant Q Tip - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 Holy Jesus in heaven It's a giant Q Tip The name's Hank Hank Evans - Me, Myself & Irene 00:08 The name's Hank Hank Evans He's a funny motherfucker - Me, Myself & Irene 00:16 He's a funny motherfucker I never said anything remotely racist - Me, Myself & Irene 00:27 I never said anything remotely racist He sure is a Spartacus looking motherfucker - Me, Myself & Irene 00:05 He sure is a Spartacus looking motherfucker What the hell are you still doing here - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 What the hell are you still doing here My daddy ain't killed nobody - Me, Myself & Irene 00:06 My daddy ain't killed nobody Meet Charlie Helpful dad upstanding citizen - Me, Myself & Irene 00:41 Meet Charlie Helpful dad upstanding citizen

Cast

Charlie - Jim Carrey
Irene - Renée Zellweger
Jamaal - Anthony Anderson
Lee Harvey - Mongo Brownlee
Shonté Jr. - Jerod Mixon
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