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I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron
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Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron! Shit, man, that...

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Shonte Jr.: Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron! Jamaal: Shit, man, that shit's simple! Okay. Tell me this. Tell me this. Shonte Jr.: What? What? Jamaal: What's a deuteron made up of? Shonte Jr.: Duh, a proton and a neutron. Jamaal: Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doing right there? Shonte Jr.: Shit, I don't know! Jamaal: Well, get it outta there then! Shonte Jr.: Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here? Jamaal: Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck! Lee Harvey: Hey, Jamaal, man, just cut my man some slack, dog. Jamaal: Look here, man, I'm just tryin' to help him save face, all right? I mean, you know, he keep askin' questions like that, motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid! Shonte Jr.: I ain't stupid. Jamaal: Aw, shit, man. Charlie Baileygates: Mornin', fellas. Lee Harvey: Oh, hey, Dad. Jamaal: Hey, Pops, how you doin', man? Charlie Baileygates: What's all the commotion down here? Jamaal: Oh, you know, just school shit and shit. Charlie Baileygates: How's my little guy doing? Shonte Jr.: Struggling. This quantum physics is confusing. If I don't buckle down, I'm gonna get myself another B-plus. Charlie Baileygates: Ooh, that'd be whack. Lee Harvey: Man, he so fuckin' dumb, he think calculus is a goddamn emperor. Jamaal: [bumping fists] Give it up, dog. Shonte Jr.: Yeah, well, you think polypeptide's a motherfuckin' toothpaste!


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OK so you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron right
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I sees that but what do I do with the goddamn electron Can I put it here
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Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfuckin' grave if he heard that
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He'd just turn over ass up in yo' face
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Man Jamaal Just cut my man some slack I'm just trying to help him save face
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He keep askin' questions they'll think he's stupid
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I ain't stupid Mornin' fellas
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Hey Pops how you doin' man
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What's all the commotion Oh just school shit and shit
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How's my little guy doing Struggling
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Quantum physics is confusing If I don't buckle down I'll get myself another B
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Oh that'd be whack
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He's so fucking dumb he thinks calculus is a goddamn emperor
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Give it up dawg
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Well you think polypeptide's a motherfuckin' toothpaste

Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 899
Timestamp in movie: 00h 14m 05s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.


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