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Bro, I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my time
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Me Time

Bro, I've donea lot of stupid stuff in my time, but there's no way I'm fucking a tortoise

Bro, I've done
a lot of stupid stuff in my time, but there's no way I'm fucking a tortoise

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Bro, I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my time,
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but there's no way I'm fucking a tortoise.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:47
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Particular Pictures,HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a dad who finds time for himself for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away. He reconnects with a friend for a wild weekend.
-You just said you'd fuck a tortoise? -No, I'm not asking you to do that, Huck. - Me Time 00:05
-You just said you'd fuck a tortoise? -No, I'm not...
Right? So what I'm thinking, I'm thinking we grab it, set it free. - Me Time 00:04
Right? So what I'm thinking, I'm thinking we grab ...
Well, basically the kids' preschool, - Me Time 00:05
Well, basically the kids' preschool,
I just had a visual of this guy crossing the 405, and he… - Me Time 00:05
I just had a visual of this guy crossing the 405, and he…
God, I was feeling the same thing, - Me Time 00:04
God, I was feeling the same thing,
I like the feeling of knowing that we could have did this to Armando. - Me Time 00:05
I like the feeling of knowing that we could have did this to...
If we can't tear apart his family, we may as well mess with his house, right? - Me Time 00:04
If we can't tear apart his family, we may as well mess ...
Huck, wait, hold on-- - Me Time 00:04
Huck, wait, hold on--
♪ What you know about goin' out… ♪ - Me Time 00:06
♪ What you know about goin' out… ♪
You can't dump this one. You gotta grind-- This is gonna take forever. - Me Time 00:04
You can't dump this one. You gotta grind-- This is gonn...
♪ You can't understand, we be Waikiki ♪ - Me Time 00:10
♪ You can't understand, we be Waikiki ♪
I didn't have much left to work with, but I pushed that out. - Me Time 00:04
I didn't have much left to work with, but I pushed that...
No! Whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What are you doing? - Me Time 00:04
No! Whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What are you doing?
We're doing harmless stuff that's still got some bad intent to it. - Me Time 00:05
We're doing harmless stuff that's still got some b...
-Get into it? I'm doing this for you. -No. Whoa-- You're not. - Me Time 00:04
-Get into it? I'm doing this for you. -No. Whoa-- You&#...
He's called The Butcher of Beverly Hills. I heard he dumps bodies at the marina. - Me Time 00:05
He's called The Butcher of Beverly Hills. I heard he du...
I'll head down there, lay low for a minute, - Me Time 00:04
I'll head down there, lay low for a minute,
Sonny, it's over. I'm couch surfing. There's no place to move the party to. - Me Time 00:05
Sonny, it's over. I'm couch surfing. There's ...
Tell Geno to take the bus to Sherman Oaks 'cause we're moving the party to my house. - Me Time 00:05
Tell Geno to take the bus to Sherman Oaks 'cause we...
All right, Huck-mobile's en route, and I sent Kabir your house rules. - Me Time 00:04
All right, Huck-mobile's en route, and I sent Kabir you...