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Every single Café Friday, Alan, you complain about everything
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Every single Café Friday, Alan,you complain about everything, yet you bring nothing

Every single Café Friday, Alan,
you complain about everything, yet you bring nothing

Full Transcript

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Every single Café Friday, Alan, you complain about everything,
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yet you bring nothing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:22
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Particular Pictures,HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a dad who finds time for himself for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away. He reconnects with a friend for a wild weekend.
Her kids went to this school. She was a full-time mom, - Me Time 00:05
Her kids went to this school. She was a full-time mom,
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her, kids don't need her anymore, - Me Time 00:09
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her, kids don't need her...
Okay, you're gonna need a Sherpa next week, so I am telling Rita - Me Time 00:06
Okay, you're gonna need a Sherpa next week, so I am tel...
You're relegated to jerking off in a watery prison - Me Time 00:05
You're relegated to jerking off in a watery prison
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your house, - Me Time 00:05
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your hou...
"I bought this house. I'm gonna jerk off in it!" - Me Time 00:05
"I bought this house. I'm gonna jerk off in it!&qu...
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"? We are friends, dude. - Me Time 00:04
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"...
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's Dad." - Me Time 00:05
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's...
Okay, water under the bridge, - Me Time 00:04
Okay, water under the bridge,
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons, - Me Time 00:04
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons,
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Here, Maya. - Me Time 00:04
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Her...
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking about? - Me Time 00:04
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking abou...
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all crazy. - Me Time 00:04
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all...
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay - Me Time 00:04
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Dad's the glue. - Me Time 00:06
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Da...
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just-- - Me Time 00:05
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just--
No, I cannot finish the Death Star - Me Time 00:05
No, I cannot finish the Death Star
Come on, babies, get in the car. Dash, scooch over. Lock your sister in. - Me Time 00:04
Come on, babies, get in the car. Dash, scooch over. Lock you...
-Cut loose like you used to. -No, I'm not going to Huck Dembo's party. - Me Time 00:04
-Cut loose like you used to. -No, I'm not going to Huck...
♪ A man decides after 70 years ♪ - Me Time 00:14
♪ A man decides after 70 years ♪