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God, I wish Jeremiah would take the twins from me for the weekend
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God, I wish Jeremiah would takethe twins from me for the weekend

God, I wish Jeremiah would take
the twins from me for the weekend

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God, I wish Jeremiah would take the twins from me for the weekend.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:36
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Particular Pictures,HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a dad who finds time for himself for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away. He reconnects with a friend for a wild weekend.
I haven't been alone in my house in like a decade. - Me Time 00:04
I haven't been alone in my house in like a decade.
Right, you know, talking about "me time," - Me Time 00:05
Right, you know, talking about "me time,"
-Shut up, Bethany. You do not. -What is this, Sonny, no everythings? - Me Time 00:04
-Shut up, Bethany. You do not. -What is this, Sonny, no ever...
Every single Café Friday, Alan, you complain about everything, - Me Time 00:06
Every single Café Friday, Alan, you complain about everythin...
Her kids went to this school. She was a full-time mom, - Me Time 00:05
Her kids went to this school. She was a full-time mom,
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her, kids don't need her anymore, - Me Time 00:09
Yeah, well, her husband leaves her, kids don't need her...
Okay, you're gonna need a Sherpa next week, so I am telling Rita - Me Time 00:06
Okay, you're gonna need a Sherpa next week, so I am tel...
You're relegated to jerking off in a watery prison - Me Time 00:05
You're relegated to jerking off in a watery prison
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your house, - Me Time 00:05
The freedom, Sonny, to have yourself in any room in your hou...
"I bought this house. I'm gonna jerk off in it!" - Me Time 00:05
"I bought this house. I'm gonna jerk off in it!&qu...
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"? We are friends, dude. - Me Time 00:04
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"...
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's Dad." - Me Time 00:05
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's...
Okay, water under the bridge, - Me Time 00:04
Okay, water under the bridge,
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons, - Me Time 00:04
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons,
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Here, Maya. - Me Time 00:04
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Her...
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking about? - Me Time 00:04
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking abou...
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all crazy. - Me Time 00:04
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all...
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay - Me Time 00:04
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Dad's the glue. - Me Time 00:06
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Da...
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just-- - Me Time 00:05
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just--