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Me Time

"I bought this house.I'm gonna jerk off in it!" -Right? You deserve that!-Right! Yeah, no,...

"I bought this house.
I'm gonna jerk off in it!" -Right? You deserve that!
-Right! Yeah, no, no. No

Full Transcript

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"I bought this house. I'm gonna jerk off in it!"
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-Right? You deserve that! -Right! Yeah, no, no. No.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
73
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:20
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Particular Pictures,HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a dad who finds time for himself for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away. He reconnects with a friend for a wild weekend.
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"? We are friends, dude. - Me Time 00:04
Whoa! Wait, what do you mean, "We're gonna be"...
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's Dad." - Me Time 00:05
You're saved in my phone as "Dash's...
Okay, water under the bridge, - Me Time 00:04
Okay, water under the bridge,
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons, - Me Time 00:04
Come on, Dad. We packed carry-ons,
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Here, Maya. - Me Time 00:04
I bet all the other kids are practicing during vacation. Her...
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking about? - Me Time 00:04
-Oh God! How could I forget this? -What are you talking abou...
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all crazy. - Me Time 00:04
Stop it. You're overreacting. You're breathing all...
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay - Me Time 00:04
Kids, tell your mother that you gonna be okay
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Dad's the glue. - Me Time 00:06
Well, honestly, I have concerns. I'm sorry, Mom, but Da...
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just-- - Me Time 00:05
-Goddamn it. No. -Did you hear what he just--
No, I cannot finish the Death Star - Me Time 00:05
No, I cannot finish the Death Star
Come on, babies, get in the car. Dash, scooch over. Lock your sister in. - Me Time 00:04
Come on, babies, get in the car. Dash, scooch over. Lock you...
-Cut loose like you used to. -No, I'm not going to Huck Dembo's party. - Me Time 00:04
-Cut loose like you used to. -No, I'm not going to Huck...
♪ A man decides after 70 years ♪ - Me Time 00:14
♪ A man decides after 70 years ♪
-Why is Daddy naked? -Daddy's just… just playing with himself. - Me Time 00:04
-Why is Daddy naked? -Daddy's just… just playing with h...
-Something came up. I'm sorry-- -Wait, where you at right now? - Me Time 00:05
-Something came up. I'm sorry-- -Wait, where you at rig...
We were talking about becoming real friends this week. What happened? - Me Time 00:04
We were talking about becoming real friends this week. What ...
Go to that strip club and bury your face in a big set of-- - Me Time 00:07
Go to that strip club and bury your face in a big set of--
I'm gonna go with the smoked brisket. That pork sausage? Let's try that. - Me Time 00:04
I'm gonna go with the smoked brisket. That pork sausage...
I cut a coupon out of LA Weekly. It says five dollars off entry. - Me Time 00:05
I cut a coupon out of LA Weekly. It says five dollars off en...