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I have a half-written erotic novel that I never finished
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Me Time

I have a half-written erotic novelthat I never finished

I have a half-written erotic novel
that I never finished

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I have a half-written erotic novel that I never finished.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:33
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Particular Pictures,HartBeat Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows a dad who finds time for himself for the first time in years while his wife and kids are away. He reconnects with a friend for a wild weekend.
-It's very sexual. -How is that my fault? - Me Time 00:04
-It's very sexual. -How is that my fault?
Do you know how hard it is to write about a man grabbing a woman by the titties… - Me Time 00:09
Do you know how hard it is to write about a man grabbing a w...
Guys, this conversation has taken a really uncomfortable and crazy turn, - Me Time 00:09
Guys, this conversation has taken a really uncomfortable and...
You know, the truth is, if… if I were a dad making this decision, - Me Time 00:07
You know, the truth is, if… if I were a dad making this deci...
And Sonny and I, what we do, we make a great team. - Me Time 00:05
And Sonny and I, what we do, we make a great team.
Armando, your ears must have been ringing. I literally just said your name. - Me Time 00:06
Armando, your ears must have been ringing. I literally just ...
-Sonny just ran over Ole Snappy. -Who the hell is Ole Snappy? - Me Time 00:04
-Sonny just ran over Ole Snappy. -Who the hell is Ole Snappy...
-I don't know. Who's Ole Snappy? -It's Armando's oldest tortoise. - Me Time 00:05
-I don't know. Who's Ole Snappy? -It's Armand...
-Hey, Thelma, we're a no-shoe household. -That's so dumb. - Me Time 00:04
-Hey, Thelma, we're a no-shoe household. -That's s...
Hey, I got Huck's texts, cordoned off all your kids' rooms - Me Time 00:06
Hey, I got Huck's texts, cordoned off all your kids...
But look, your TV was paused on some '90s porn. - Me Time 00:05
But look, your TV was paused on some '90s porn.
I watched a little bit of it, - Me Time 00:05
I watched a little bit of it,
-The magnetic pull was far too strong. -You drove from Legoland? - Me Time 00:04
-The magnetic pull was far too strong. -You drove from Legol...
A pretty good amount if I'm being honest. I've done this before. Not my first time. - Me Time 00:04
A pretty good amount if I'm being honest. I've don...
-♪ I could be your fantasy ♪ - Me Time 00:09
-♪ I could be your fantasy ♪
I saw that it was your address on the post, and I was like, - Me Time 00:09
I saw that it was your address on the post, and I was like,
On top of that, I've been drinking all day, - Me Time 00:05
On top of that, I've been drinking all day,
Hey, uh, I saw two, uh, jerk-os dropping off a… a turtle. - Me Time 00:06
Hey, uh, I saw two, uh, jerk-os dropping off a… a turtle.
We all know this has been a birthday for the record books… - Me Time 00:04
We all know this has been a birthday for the record books…...
…made all the more special - Me Time 00:05
…made all the more special