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Me You Madness

Put the knife down or thecouch gets it

Put the knife down or the
couch gets it

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Put the knife down or the couch gets it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:34
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stormchaser Films,Highland Film Group,STXfilms

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Movie Summary

A young thief cases an architectural dream house in Malibu, not realizing it is the home of an eccentric female serial killer.
Is that the 1969 Chateau Lafite? - Me You Madness 00:04
Is that the 1969 Chateau Lafite?
Inky burgundy in color, - Me You Madness 00:14
Inky burgundy in color,
The beautiful tannins and intense cocoa beans are palpable. - Me You Madness 00:06
The beautiful tannins and intense cocoa beans are palpable.
Well shit, this is a calamity. - Me You Madness 00:04
Well shit, this is a calamity.
I will Chateau Lafite the fuck out of this couch. - Me You Madness 00:06
I will Chateau Lafite the fuck out of this couch.
No baby, I think you'll find that that is a sofa. - Me You Madness 00:04
No baby, I think you'll find that that is a sofa.
Just so you know, the Lafite is a $50,000 bottle - Me You Madness 00:10
Just so you know, the Lafite is a $50,000 bottle
It had an eight month lead time and cost me 73 grand. - Me You Madness 00:05
It had an eight month lead time and cost me 73 grand.
Have you ever wondered - Me You Madness 00:07
Have you ever wondered
I don't know, a charitable foundation perhaps. - Me You Madness 00:05
I don't know, a charitable foundation perhaps.
I'm a self-serving, materialistic, - Me You Madness 00:06
I'm a self-serving, materialistic,
I mean a charitable foundation - Me You Madness 00:06
I mean a charitable foundation
Damn, you're really hard on yourself, hun. - Me You Madness 00:05
Damn, you're really hard on yourself, hun.
You should really work on your self esteem. - Me You Madness 00:04
You should really work on your self esteem.
You really are so sensitive and sweet sometimes. - Me You Madness 00:04
You really are so sensitive and sweet sometimes.
Now if you come out of that kitchen before 99, - Me You Madness 00:06
Now if you come out of that kitchen before 99,
Oh baby, do you need some Pepto for your tum tum? - Me You Madness 00:05
Oh baby, do you need some Pepto for your tum tum?
Donair, double ceramic 1.25 inch barrel, - Me You Madness 00:07
Donair, double ceramic 1.25 inch barrel,
Also doubles as a totally unique and conventional, - Me You Madness 00:05
Also doubles as a totally unique and conventional,
Okay maybe I was wrong about the curling iron. - Me You Madness 00:04
Okay maybe I was wrong about the curling iron.