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"Mean Girls" quotes

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Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George.

Director: Mark Waters
Writer: Rosalind Wiseman, Tina Fey
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $86,058,055
Released: 30 Apr 2004
Awards: 7 wins & 25 nominations
Hey what's up Hey Didn't think you'd make it - Mean Girls 00:43 Hey what's up Hey Didn't think you'd make it Is butter a carb - Mean Girls 00:09 Is butter a carb I don't know if anyone told you about me - Mean Girls 00:14 I don't know if anyone told you about me And you are a zombie bride - Mean Girls 00:16 And you are a zombie bride And that's how Regina George died - Mean Girls 00:18 And that's how Regina George died In Girl World Halloween is the one night a year - Mean Girls 00:10 In Girl World Halloween is the one night a year What are you saying about - Mean Girls 00:54 What are you saying about Switch sides with Cady - Mean Girls 00:17 Switch sides with Cady Hey good job Africa Thanks - Mean Girls 00:10 Hey good job Africa Thanks She's fabulous but she's evil - Mean Girls 00:04 She's fabulous but she's evil I gave him everything I was half a virgin when I met him - Mean Girls 00:07 I gave him everything I was half a virgin when I met him I don't hate you because you're fat - Mean Girls 00:07 I don't hate you because you're fat But how could she send you a candy cane - Mean Girls 00:20 But how could she send you a candy cane Do you know what people say about you - Mean Girls 00:16 Do you know what people say about you Why do you wear your hair like that - Mean Girls 00:09 Why do you wear your hair like that Oh my God Karen you can't just ask people why they're white - Mean Girls 00:07 Oh my God Karen you can't just ask people why... This is your night - Mean Girls 00:09 This is your night Well what does it say about me - Mean Girls 00:10 Well what does it say about me We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners - Mean Girls 00:14 We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school - Mean Girls 00:20 Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at... In Girl World Halloween is the one night a year - Mean Girls 00:10 In Girl World Halloween is the one night a year Why would Regina refer to herself as a - Mean Girls 00:11 Why would Regina refer to herself as a All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me - Mean Girls 00:43 All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me Take your top off - Mean Girls 00:05 Take your top off She punched me in the face - Mean Girls 00:08 She punched me in the face Did you see nipple - Mean Girls 00:08 Did you see nipple She took him back - Mean Girls 00:19 She took him back I think that's in the back building - Mean Girls 00:25 I think that's in the back building Are you gonna send any candy canes - Mean Girls 00:11 Are you gonna send any candy canes I couldn't apologize to Ms - Mean Girls 00:13 I couldn't apologize to Ms I just wanted to say that you're all winners - Mean Girls 00:12 I just wanted to say that you're all winners How are my best girlfriends - Mean Girls 00:12 How are my best girlfriends I'm not a regular mom - Mean Girls 00:11 I'm not a regular mom My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk - Mean Girls 00:09 My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk She's not even that good looking if you really look at her - Mean Girls 00:10 She's not even that good looking if you really look at... No I can't answer any more questions - Mean Girls 00:05 No I can't answer any more questions Kaitlyn Caussin is a - Mean Girls 00:08 Kaitlyn Caussin is a You've truly out gayed yourself - Mean Girls 00:06 You've truly out gayed yourself She's so annoying - Mean Girls 00:12 She's so annoying There are no rules in this house I'm not like a regular mom - Mean Girls 00:39 There are no rules in this house I'm not like a regular... You gotta steal that book - Mean Girls 00:09 You gotta steal that book Please stop talking - Mean Girls 00:11 Please stop talking It was coming up again - Mean Girls 00:10 It was coming up again You can't join Mathletes - Mean Girls 00:07 You can't join Mathletes What I'd rather see you out there - Mean Girls 00:09 What I'd rather see you out there Fresh meat coming through - Mean Girls 00:08 Fresh meat coming through The limit does not exist - Mean Girls 00:07 The limit does not exist And did you know she cheats on Aaron - Mean Girls 00:24 And did you know she cheats on Aaron I don't mean to hurt your feelings - Mean Girls 00:13 I don't mean to hurt your feelings In the real world - Mean Girls 00:13 In the real world Made out with a hot dog - Mean Girls 00:08 Made out with a hot dog Are they not allowed out when they're grounded - Mean Girls 00:11 Are they not allowed out when they're grounded This is your lunch - Mean Girls 00:22 This is your lunch I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch - Mean Girls 00:15 I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch This isn't even cranberry juice - Mean Girls 00:15 This isn't even cranberry juice Is your muffin buttered - Mean Girls 00:38 Is your muffin buttered Well I don't know who wrote this book - Mean Girls 00:31 Well I don't know who wrote this book Yeah everyone in Africa can read Swedish - Mean Girls 00:08 Yeah everyone in Africa can read Swedish You can do this - Mean Girls 00:11 You can do this I meant to say cool and then I started to say great - Mean Girls 00:05 I meant to say cool and then I started to say great I think I'm joining the Mathletes - Mean Girls 00:12 I think I'm joining the Mathletes You think you're really pretty - Mean Girls 00:14 You think you're really pretty What do we even talk about - Mean Girls 00:10 What do we even talk about And it's the same with guys - Mean Girls 00:17 And it's the same with guys That was so fetch - Mean Girls 00:06 That was so fetch Ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends - Mean Girls 00:08 Ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends I have this theory - Mean Girls 00:09 I have this theory I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird - Mean Girls 00:11 I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week - Mean Girls 00:16 And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week But you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you - Mean Girls 00:10 But you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a... She doesn't even go here - Mean Girls 00:09 She doesn't even go here Cady there are two kinds of evil people - Mean Girls 00:12 Cady there are two kinds of evil people Your house is really nice - Mean Girls 00:14 Your house is really nice The weird thing about hanging out with Regina - Mean Girls 00:49 The weird thing about hanging out with Regina Not your best - Mean Girls 00:07 Not your best I love seeing teachers outside of school - Mean Girls 00:09 I love seeing teachers outside of school Janis Ian dyke That's original - Mean Girls 00:12 Janis Ian dyke That's original How was your summer - Mean Girls 00:11 How was your summer But that's only because I was acting like a bitch - Mean Girls 00:12 But that's only because I was acting like a bitch

Cast

Cady Heron - Lindsay Lohan
Regina George - Rachel McAdams
Ms. Norbury - Tina Fey
Mr. Duvall - Tim Meadows
Mrs. George - Amy Poehler