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"Mean Machine" quotes

Mean Machine poster
A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

Director: Barry Skolnick
Writer: Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $92,770
Released: 26 Dec 2001
Awards: N/A

19 video clips

DocDanny MeehanHayterTraceyMassiveChivBob LikelyBob CarterBilly The LimpetRatchettSykesMonkKetch
Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands - Mean Machine 00:11 Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands Where's your manners What would your old mum say - Mean Machine 00:09 Where's your manners What would your old mum say I wouldn't get too close miss Why - Mean Machine 00:09 I wouldn't get too close miss Why But I'll tell you something - Mean Machine 00:15 But I'll tell you something Good afternoon I'm Bob Likely You join us live from the recreation field - Mean Machine 00:20 Good afternoon I'm Bob Likely You join us live from the... I reckon you're quits now old man - Mean Machine 00:05 I reckon you're quits now old man If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate - Mean Machine 00:14 If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate Just goes to show Bob lightning can strike twice - Mean Machine 00:06 Just goes to show Bob lightning can strike twice Numero two - Mean Machine 00:31 Numero two Right at Ratchett's crown jewels - Mean Machine 00:10 Right at Ratchett's crown jewels No one came out - Mean Machine 00:29 No one came out So my arse is on the line - Mean Machine 00:07 So my arse is on the line Right in his carrots and onions - Mean Machine 00:09 Right in his carrots and onions Well get it sorted - Mean Machine 00:10 Well get it sorted And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly - Mean Machine 00:08 And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly All right lads You wanna be nothing - Mean Machine 00:34 All right lads You wanna be nothing Well done Ketch Just be subtle - Mean Machine 00:07 Well done Ketch Just be subtle Hold up for Mr Sykes - Mean Machine 00:17 Hold up for Mr Sykes Boy Mr Sykes you look the part - Mean Machine 00:07 Boy Mr Sykes you look the part

Cast

Danny Meehan - Vinnie Jones
Doc - David Kelly
Governor - David Hemmings
Burton - Ralph Brown
Massive - Vas Blackwood
All Cast