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Mean Machine

A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

Director

Barry Skolnick

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, drama

Box Office

$92,770

Production

SKA Films

Awards

N/A

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Danny Meehan

Doc

Governor

Burton

Massive

Trojan

Ratchett

Charlie Sykes

Tracey

Billy the Limpet

Bob Likely

Monk

Z

Barman

Second Barman

Policeman

Policeman

Hayter

Nitro

Stephen Walters

Ketch

Andrew Grainger

Bob Carter

Bald friend

Walker

Chiv

Raj

Jerome McFife

Elwin 'Chopper' David

Mouse

Cigs

Barry the Bookie

Referee

Marsden

Prisoner footballer

Charlie Hartfield

Prisoners Footballer

Prisoner's Physiotherapist

Guards' Footballer

Guards' Footballer

Guards' Footballer

Guards' Footballer

Guards' Footballer

Guards' Footballer

Nick

Prison Inmate

Matt Chamberlain

Inmate commentator

Matt

Prisoner - Footballer

Inmate

Prison Guard

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Doc Danny Meehan Hayter Tracey Massive Chiv Bob Likely Bob Carter Billy The Limpet Ratchett Sykes Monk Ketch

If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate - Mean Machine

If you want any of life's little luxurieschocolate

Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands - Mean Machine

Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands

I wouldn't get too close miss Why - Mean Machine

I wouldn't get too close miss Why

Where's your manners What would your old mum say - Mean Machine

Where's your manners What would your old mum say

Well get it sorted - Mean Machine

Well get it sorted

No one came out - Mean Machine

No one came out

So my arse is on the line - Mean Machine

So my arse is on the line

Numero two - Mean Machine

But I'll tell you something - Mean Machine

But I'll tell you something

I reckon you're quits now old man - Mean Machine

I reckon you're quits now old man

All right lads You wanna be nothing - Mean Machine

All right lads You wanna be nothing

Hold up for Mr Sykes - Mean Machine

Hold up for Mr Sykes

Good afternoon I'm Bob Likely You join us live from the recreation field - Mean Machine

Good afternoon I'm Bob Likely You join us live from the...

Boy Mr Sykes you look the part - Mean Machine

Boy Mr Sykes you look the part

Well done Ketch Just be subtle - Mean Machine

Well done Ketch Just be subtle

And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly - Mean Machine

And Trojan evades Marsden brilliantly

Right at Ratchett's crown jewels - Mean Machine

Right at Ratchett's crown jewels

Right in his carrots and onions - Mean Machine

Right in his carrots and onions

Just goes to show Bob lightning can strike twice - Mean Machine

Just goes to show Bob lightning can strike twice

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A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Barry Skolnick

Writer: Tracy Keenan Wynn, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker

Production: SKA Films

Genre: comedy, crime, drama

Year: 2001

MetaScore: 45/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $92,770

Released: 26 Dec 2001

Awards: N/A

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